tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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moxie said:
Did I tell youse guise that maxie tried to manslaughter my sister two weeks ago?
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Vols brothers, please reply. Pretty please with pizza and beer on top.
 
oh and the M+M store at the Mall of America doesnt even have white chocolate peanut M+Ms anymore.

Twin Cities sucks so bad
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
oh and the M+M store at the Mall of America doesnt even have white chocolate peanut M+Ms anymore.

Twin Cities sucks so bad
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Really, bruh? “+”? You got something against ampersands? Unbelievable :tsk:
 
Dolemite censored said:
We're still waiting to hear about the attempted homicide.
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maxie was just too much for my sister to handle. It was funny because she outpaced her for the first couple of rounds (maxie was feeling a little off and really didn’t want to go out at all) but then, the next thing you know, my sister was collapsed on my bathroom floor, puking her guts out (pretty sure she pissed her pants, too). She was supposed to go home the following day, but was still so fukt, she had to stay another day. Apparently, maxie (aka Paris Hilton) got pissed when some unsavory types told them they were going to take over the area we were sitting in because they paid for bottle service. So maxie told them to fuck off and bought a bottle herself. Pineapple juice was the mixer of choice… my sister said it smelled like she was peeing straight pineapple juice :laugh:

She also owes me for a car detailing.
 
moxie said:
maxie was just too much for my sister to handle. It was funny because she outpaced her for the first couple of rounds (maxie was feeling a little off and really didn’t want to go out at all) but then, the next thing you know, my sister was collapsed on my bathroom floor, puking her guts out (pretty sure she pissed her pants, too). She was supposed to go home the following day, but was still so fukt, she had to stay another day. Apparently, maxie (aka Paris Hilton) got pissed when some unsavory types told them they were going to take over the area we were sitting in because they paid for bottle service. So maxie told them to fuck off and bought a bottle herself. Pineapple juice was the mixer of choice… my sister said it smelled like she was peeing straight pineapple juice :laugh:

She also owes me for a car detailing.
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