tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[tabascojet]

Penn State professor Themis Matsoukas accused of performing sexual acts with his dog: ‘I do it to blow off steam’

At one point, investigators told him they think he knew why they were searching his home, leading Matsoukas to reply repeatedly “I’m done, I’m dead,” the charging documents alleged.

nypost.com

Fucking greeks....

 

[huskers1217]

Fucking greeks....

can i go to the police station and ask for my property back?

Sex doll mistaken for woman's body in wooded area near east Aldine when foul play suspected

It's not clear how long it took investigators to inspect the "body" before announcing their conclusion that it was a woman, but she was made of silicone.

abc13.com

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Fucking greeks....

Fucking people

 

[tabascojet]

can i go to the police station and ask for my property back?

Sex doll mistaken for woman's body in wooded area near east Aldine when foul play suspected

It's not clear how long it took investigators to inspect the "body" before announcing their conclusion that it was a woman, but she was made of silicone.

abc13.com

Your wife throw it out?

 

[Inquisitor]

can i go to the police station and ask for my property back?

Sex doll mistaken for woman's body in wooded area near east Aldine when foul play suspected

It's not clear how long it took investigators to inspect the "body" before announcing their conclusion that it was a woman, but she was made of silicone.

abc13.com

Used to live in Aldine when I was a child.

Never found anything like that.

 

[huskers1217]

power outages 3 nights in a row.

#texaspower

 

[Dolemite censored]

power outages 3 nights in a row.

#texaspower

Wait until they get rid of all the gas vehicles and stoves. You might get power 1-2 days week.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Your wife throw it out?

It broke under his weight.

 

[Inquisitor]

power outages 3 nights in a row.

#texaspower

Wait until they get rid of all the gas vehicles and stoves. You might get power 1-2 days week.

 

[huskers1217]

It broke under his weight.

I weigh less than you last gf

 

[Hu War Yu]

I weigh less than you last gf

I weigh about 180, all the time. Never get more than 5 lbs over or under.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I weigh less than you last gf

Bullshit. You weigh at least twice as much.

 

[huskers1217]

@beardown07 in another episode of fuck dem kidz

my 10 year old has a gf i overlooked their chat convo

my kid: happy flag day
her: whats that?
my kid: wells its where we celebrate the US flag and the birthday of the ARmy
her: also, its pride month
my kid: oh yeah i forgot about that
her: well Im bi
that means I like both boy and girl
buttttt
that means
we prob won't be in a relationship for our whole lives.


What in the actual fuck???

take your pride month and shove it up your fucking ass

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

@beardown07 in another episode of fuck dem kidz

my 10 year old has a gf i overlooked their chat convo

my kid: happy flag day
her: whats that?
my kid: wells its where we celebrate the US flag and the birthday of the ARmy
her: also, its pride month
my kid: oh yeah i forgot about that
her: well Im bi
that means I like both boy and girl
buttttt
that means
we prob won't be in a relationship for our whole lives.


What in the actual fuck???

take your pride month and shove it up your fucking ass

 

[tabascojet]

It's fridaclock somewhere....

 

[huskers1217]

It's fridaclock somewhere....

i have a meeting with a recruiter at 4

 

[tabascojet]

It's fridaclock somewhere....

Que hora es?

 

[tabascojet]

i have a meeting with a recruiter at 4

 

[Dolemite censored]

Denver has gone nuts. 9 people shot Tuesday night after the Nuggets won the NBA championship.

Now, today at the Nuggets' victory parade another 2 people were shot.

2 people shot, Denver police officer hit by firetruck during Nuggets NBA championship parade

Two people were shot and a Denver police officer was struck by a firetruck during Thursday's Nuggets NBA championship parade, police said.

www.foxnews.com

 

[huskers1217]

Denver has gone nuts. 9 people shot Tuesday night after the Nuggets won the NBA championship.

Now, today at the Nuggets' victory parade another 2 people were shot.

2 people shot, Denver police officer hit by firetruck during Nuggets NBA championship parade

Two people were shot and a Denver police officer was struck by a firetruck during Thursday's Nuggets NBA championship parade, police said.

www.foxnews.com

#phillywest