tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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Flavortown Tebow said:
chicago is way better than minneapolis too.

Like if your city is going to be cold with nothing but crime and trash, at least have shit to do and Chicago has stuff.
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Makes sense. I’m not a big fan of traffic though.
 
RobBase (c) said:
Makes sense. I’m not a big fan of traffic though.
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bruh...you missed my post ITT about shithole Minneapolis two weeks ago....

Flavortown Tebow said:
just spend 45 minutes going 7.1 miles in a suburb in this shithole.

Accident? Nope.
Stalled car? Nope.
New York City? LA? Chicago? Nope, nope, nope.

Morons have no idea how to merge or use roundabouts.

7.1 miles, 45 fucking minutes. Dumbest people on earth.
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Huge Pride parade events this weekend in dntn Seattle. Counter protests are planned. I would not be surprised if a mass shooting was going to happen.

I'll stay home and watch the shit fest on TV.
 
RobBase (c) said:
I won’t tell you about the bracelets then.
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Kamala Harris Listening GIF by Election 2020
 
steelerssb said:
I don't care how bad the Pirates are, they are going to be on the entire time I'm in some pretentious event called "Keynote Pannel (sic)" organized by Google tech bros who can't even spell.

God I fucking hate these people.
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Meh, it's less the lack of spelling skills for me and more the "it's sooooooooooo hard being in tech, these days" out of a bunch of guys who spend much of their time sitting around at home, or in a coffee shop, not doing a lot, and bringing home well into the 6 figures.

Hey, most people would love to be able to do that, but that's the point - why are you crying about how hard you have it???
 
Durn, this day gets better and better:

1PM: "Hello Hu, this is the State investigator, we will be handling this particular case, no one at your agency needs to conduct any interviews"

1:45PM "Hello Hu, we would like you to address our programs' directors meeting at 10AM on July 14th"
Hu: "ooooh, sorry...I'll be on vacation that day"

2:30PM: "Hello workers, this is your new CEO...please be advised that summer Friday work hours will be from 6/30 to 9/1, and you may leave work 3 hours early on those Fridays"

2:57PM: "Hello Hoo, I am Prince Munfutu Awalaya, and I desperately need your help in moving my fortune of $16 million Nigerian dollars to a safe place. Please allow me to send this money to your bank account; in exchange, I am willing to pay you..."
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Meh, it's less the lack of spelling skills for me and more the "it's sooooooooooo hard being in tech, these days" out of a bunch of guys who spend much of their time sitting around at home, or in a coffee shop, not doing a lot, and bringing home well into the 6 figures.

Hey, most people would love to be able to do that, but that's the point - why are you crying about how hard you have it???
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Oh these were your fellow residents too, a few tech doofuses talking about how they moved from places like Chicago where they implied peasants are meant to live and how much they love Silicon Valley.

If I had less fucks to give I probably would've asked them about where they're going to live once that bubble bursts.
 
That meeting was also just a bunch of fancy words to either state shit we already know or to state the obvious, also love the Q&A that's just a bunch of dorks subtly bragging about themselves.

I can't fucking stand these types.
 
steelerssb said:
Oh these were your fellow residents too, a few tech doofuses talking about how they moved from places like Chicago where they implied peasants are meant to live and how much they love Silicon Valley.

If I had less fucks to give I probably would've asked them about where they're going to live once that bubble bursts.
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Yeah, a place like Chicago has nothing on places like ...

Mountain View. *rolls eyes so hard I fall over*
 
steelerssb said:
That meeting was also just a bunch of fancy words to either state shit we already know or to state the obvious, also love the Q&A that's just a bunch of dorks subtly bragging about themselves.

I can't fucking stand these types.
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It's okay. Not everyone can be a paradigm of excellence.
 
Hu War Yu said:
2:57PM: "Hello Hoo, I am Prince Munfutu Awalaya, and I desperately need your help in moving my fortune of $16 million Nigerian dollars to a safe place. Please allow me to send this money to your bank account; in exchange, I am willing to pay you..."
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This actually sounds like the real deal this time.

And I am desperate...I mean...he sounds very desperate.
 
steelerssb said:
That meeting was also just a bunch of fancy words to either state shit we already know or to state the obvious, also love the Q&A that's just a bunch of dorks subtly bragging about themselves.

I can't fucking stand these types.
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i did my 2 hours of bribe training last week....

i'm still waiting on my first bribe
 
Hu War Yu said:
2:57PM: "Hello Hoo, I am Prince Munfutu Awalaya, and I desperately need your help in moving my fortune of $16 million Nigerian dollars to a safe place. Please allow me to send this money to your bank account; in exchange, I am willing to pay you..."
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ignore. I just took care of him. he has my bank acct info
 
Hu War Yu said:
Durn, this day gets better and better:

1PM: "Hello Hu, this is the State investigator, we will be handling this particular case, no one at your agency needs to conduct any interviews"
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Less work ✔
Hu War Yu said:
1:45PM "Hello Hu, we would like you to address our programs' directors meeting at 10AM on July 14th"
Hu: "ooooh, sorry...I'll be on vacation that day"
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Less work ✔
Hu War Yu said:
2:30PM: "Hello workers, this is your new CEO...please be advised that summer Friday work hours will be from 6/30 to 9/1, and you may leave work 3 hours early on those Fridays"
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Less work ✔
Hu War Yu said:
2:57PM: "Hello Hoo, I am Prince Munfutu Awalaya, and I desperately need your help in moving my fortune of $16 million Nigerian dollars to a safe place. Please allow me to send this money to your bank account; in exchange, I am willing to pay you..."
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More money 💰

What exactly are you complaining about douchebag? 2pm happy hours on hus tab...sign me up :thumb:
 
Inquisitor said:
Oh thank you!!!!! You're the best!!!!

So how was your little vacation?
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it was wonderful. the fairmont is nice. 7th floor pool.

but it was $50 to park wtf. edit: 55 to park because they tax the parking.


oasis was underwhelming as most said. it was cloudy though... but a once in the lifetime thing. I won't go back

axe throwing was fun.. the girl that set us up was cute....but had the hairiest armpits ive seen on a chick.


walked under the bat bridge yesterday morning. checked out a boat dude and might take the kids back there to do the boat under the bat bridge.
 
huskers1217 said:
it was wonderful. the fairmont is nice. 7th floor pool.

but it was $50 to park wtf. edit: 55 to park because they tax the parking.


oasis was underwhelming as most said. it was cloudy though... but a once in the lifetime thing. I won't go back

axe throwing was fun.. the girl that set us up was cute....but had the hairiest armpits ive seen on a chick.


walked under the bat bridge yesterday morning. checked out a boat dude and might take the kids back there to do the boat under the bat bridge.
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#shikaka
 
tabascojet said:
What exactly are you complaining about douchebag? 2pm happy hours on hus tab...sign me up :thumb:
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Maybe you missed the part where I said "gets better and better?" :noidea:


Meet me in K-Town at 2:30
 
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