tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[gobigred]

I see @bamabear82 turned to a life of crime

 

[Hu War Yu]

So how do you have a phone conversation in the office bathroom with toilets flushing all around you?

 

[tabascojet]

Good thing the Mets are Dead to you. I see they are an impressive 13.5 games back in division and 6 games under .500. Imagine how owner feels when thats all you get for $360 million

Overpay for pitchers at the back end of careers....genius!

 

[gobigred]

Overpay for pitchers at the back end of careers....genius!

 

[steelerssb]

So how do you have a phone conversation in the office bathroom with toilets flushing all around you?

Hitting the button to mute yourself whenever you hear it starting.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Hitting the button to mute yourself whenever you hear it starting.

 

[gobigred]

So how do you have a phone conversation in the office bathroom with toilets flushing all around you?

Make sure you take the stall right next to them and rip a loud fart out while on phone.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Hitting the button to mute yourself whenever you hear it starting.

how do you hear someone else's poop "starting"?

 

[steelerssb]

how do you hear someone else's poop "starting"?

Starting as in starting to flush, like if you hear someone standing up or something

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Starting as in starting to flush, like if you hear someone standing up or something

id think the swirling water is the least of concerns in this situation.

the straining UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUghggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH and violent fart/pooping sound would be the bigger problem

 

[steelerssb]

id think the swirling water is the least of concerns in this situation.

the straining UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUghggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH and violent fart/pooping sound would be the bigger problem

 

[Dolemite censored]

So how do you have a phone conversation in the office bathroom with toilets flushing all around you?

Dude should be flushed with embarrassment....

 

[Dolemite censored]

Make sure you take the stall right next to them and rip a loud fart out while on phone.

Make a loud fart noise (using the back of your hand to your mouth), then laugh loudly.

 

[steelerssb]

Google rep meeting with our team: "Has anyone seen any good YouTube ads lately?"

 

[Dolemite censored]

The food at this restaurant is to die for...

China explosion at barbecue restaurant leaves 31 dead, 7 injured

Chinese President Xi Jinping launched a "national safety" campaign after a reported blast at a barbecue restaurant killed 31 people on Wednesday.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Dolemite censored]

5 weeks - 35 days - to NFL training camps start.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Tempting, for me at least, except for rats and spoilage issues.

I spend just $90 a year on groceries — here’s how I do it

Sofie Juel-Andersen says she saves $4000 per year on her supermarket bill — and it’s all thanks to her handy hack.

nypost.com

 

[Dolemite censored]

Heidi Klum is a very sick woman.

 

[tabascojet]

Heidi Klum is a very sick woman.

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Fyi...if your going to make a post that says sultry video THEN FUCKING INCLUDE THE DAMN VIDEO!!

 

[Inquisitor]

Heidi Klum is a very sick woman.

For which I'm eternally grateful.