tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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So… I live in a dangerous neighborhood. I did not know that.
 
"I want to apologize to everyone for all the bad puns in this thread." - Noah Fence
 
HAAARRRRRRR....

Co-worker: Hi Hu, today is so-and-so's last day of work. They said they lost their cellphone some time this week. Is there anything we need to do?

I'm sure that phone is already jailbroken and sitting in a shop window
 
There is a real irony in getting daily training emails on something called "Push Notification Abuse."
 
Every one of these cyber security training quizzes:

"Person received a suspicious email should they:
1. Reply to the email with their SSN, mother's maiden name and street they grew up on.
2. Forward it to the entire company.
3. Click on the link and input credit card details
4. Report the email as suspicious."
 
steelerssb said:
Every one of these cyber security training quizzes:

"Person received a suspicious email should they:
1. Reply to the email with their SSN, mother's maiden name and street they grew up on.
2. Forward it to the entire company.
3. Click on the link and input credit card details
4. Report the email as suspicious."
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Gordon Ramsay Kitchen GIF by Next Level Chef
 
gobigred said:
Gordon Ramsay Kitchen GIF by Next Level Chef
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The "correct" answer to "you get a phone call from someone from Microsoft claiming stating there is an issue with you computer" was telling them to check with IT, and not don't answer the phone when you weren't expecting a call from a number you don't recognize, then delete the message and block the number like a normal fucking person.
 
steelerssb said:
Every one of these cyber security training quizzes:

"Person received a suspicious email should they:
1. Reply to the email with their SSN, mother's maiden name and street they grew up on.
2. Forward it to the entire company.
3. Click on the link and input credit card details
4. Report the email as suspicious."
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Just did one earlier this week.

All of the Above is the answer to everything.
 
huskers1217 said:
morning take your dog to work day today...
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Wtf?! Why didn’t you tell me this earlier?! Fuggin’ dog is at home, having the hissiest of fits because they’re painting the building so there’s dudes crawling all over the place! So glad I’m not there.
 
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