tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Hu War Yu]

I don't want to make her THAT happy....

Sounds like a wonderful relationship

Tell us, was this roommate a bit of a softball player in HS or collidge?

 

[tabascojet]

Sounds like a wonderful relationship

Tell us, was this roommate a bit of a softball player in HS or collidge?

Dont you couple shame me dammit....

Spoiler

cheerleader in high school....loves to golf

 

[tabascojet]

 

[Inquisitor]

Which one of you has @moxie's credit cards? It's my turn for them!

I still got her Messican Express card.

That extra 5% cash back on Taco Bell purchases still ain't worth it.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Dont you couple shame me dammit....

Spoiler

cheerleader in high school....loves to golf

So she's not all fat

 

[Hu War Yu]

Fork a dork...payroll decides to tell us at the END of a pay period that one of our team members "is an hourly, non-exempt employee who should be punching in and out." This person has been a salaried employee for over a decade and has never punched in or out. Now, she has to manually put in punches for every day and every lunch break for the past two weeks, and I have to manually go in and approve each and every punch.

 

[tabascojet]

So she's not all fat

Who pissed in your chicory this morning?

 

[trojanfan12]

I actually have a GF. Better than your lonely life chasing after 400 pounders

I doubt he 's lonely...

I'd think that 400 pounders would be slow and easy to catch.

 

[Inquisitor]

Fork a dork...payroll decides to tell us at the END of a pay period that one of our team members "is an hourly, non-exempt employee who should be punching in and out." This person has been a salaried employee for over a decade and has never punched in or out. Now, she has to manually put in punches for every day and every lunch break for the past two weeks, and I have to manually go in and approve each and every punch.

 

[gobigred]

Don’t speak to me pheasant. I am a ten thousandairre. 1%’s rule

 

[Hu War Yu]

Who pissed in your chicory this morning?

Feelin' pretty good, actually. I thought maybe you wanted relationship advice because your spousal unit has become all corpulent or something

 

[moxie]

Fork a dork...payroll decides to tell us at the END of a pay period that one of our team members "is an hourly, non-exempt employee who should be punching in and out." This person has been a salaried employee for over a decade and has never punched in or out. Now, she has to manually put in punches for every day and every lunch break for the past two weeks, and I have to manually go in and approve each and every punch.

See? Time cards are the debil!!!

 

[beardown07]

Hey pee faces- best video evar!!

I'd put it in her butt.

 

[Inquisitor]

I'd put it in her butt.

Would you feel like a criminal afterwards?

 

[tabascojet]

Would you feel like a criminal afterwards?

Made him cry just because she can....

 

[Dolemite censored]

See? Time cards are the debil!!!

Not this week. You just got paid.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'd put it in her butt.

Wrong hole. Nothing good can come out of there.

 

[huskers1217]

Is it wrong to eat pop tarts and blame the kids?

 

[huskers1217]

I'd put it in her butt.

I'd call you Chewy but I'm pretty sure she isn't a dude

 

[huskers1217]

so.... serious question here.

I take the kids someplace and do a nice 2 mile walk with them. nice walk. have a good time.

get back in the car and start driving in a public area. youngest spots 2 of his friends playing at a park and asks me to pull over.....

so. i pull over let them out and I walk over to keep an eye on them. I know the mother but not too well...but i go over say hi and strike up a conversation.

i get home and my wife says that is creepy...

was i a creeper?