tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Dolemite censored]

This is what happens when you don't enforce basic laws.

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[huskers1217]

This is what happens when you don't enforce basic laws.

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Never been to San Fran but I just hear the city is toast...

of course, I heard the mall of america area was bad too and that wasn't bad at all

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Never been to San Fran but I just hear the city is toast...

of course, I heard the mall of america area was bad too and that wasn't bad at all

Nothing is around MoA except the airport. All the crime and trash is in Minneapolis. Even St Paul isn’t THAT bad.

Shithole to shithole comp is San Fran to Minneapolis, not Bloomington

 

[huskers1217]

Nothing is around MoA except the airport. All the crime and trash is in Minneapolis. Even St Paul isn’t THAT bad.

someone once told me that you can't go to mall of america without getting robbed.


maybe its because i went during a weekday but it seemed like one of the safest malls I've been too.


and walking downtown Minneapolis wasn't bad at all - fun walk from the hotel to the Twins game and back.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

maybe its because i went during a weekday but it seemed like one of the safest malls I've been too.


and walking downtown Minneapolis wasn't bad at all - fun walk from the hotel to the Twins game and back.

 

[huskers1217]

@Dolemite censored - man can't get his tesla back

'There should be an effort' Pearland man tracking stolen Tesla cannot get help retrieving it

Albert Molina's Tesla is sitting at an apartment complex in the Bellaire area, which he was advised not to go by after it was taken off the lot of a service center it was towed to the previous day.

abc13.com

 

[gobigred]

should i get a new tattoo y/n?

Tim Tebow tramp stamp ?

 

[Inquisitor]

10:15 doctor's appointment, they say to show up 15 minutes early, then make you wait until 10:45. Then they get all indignant when you tell them why you don't like going to the doctor

ill pray for your syphillis dude. hope it gets cleared up soon

Has not been proven yet!

I'd put my vCash on gonorrhea.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

@steelerssb needs to get his hungover ass in here.

Leave him alone.
He's curled up in a gutter somewhere cuddling with his bottle of Malort.

Ok, well, actually, since it's Monday now, hopefully he's at work.
But save the first part of my post for the next weekend you want to find him.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I'd put my vCash on gonorrhea.

Who had "they wanna scope my Cornhole?"

 

[williewilliejuan]

Who had "they wanna scope my Cornhole?"

I got one of those coming up in a few weeks. Important tip: They frown on bringing your own lube.

 

[Inquisitor]

Who had "they wanna scope my Cornhole?"

That's the same as singing the national anthem before the start of a football game.

 

[huskers1217]

I got one of those coming up in a few weeks. Important tip: They frown on bringing your own lube.

my doctor finds me so replusive that he says I don't need one for another 10 years

 

[williewilliejuan]

my doctor finds me so replusive that he says I don't need one for another 10 years

Mine enjoys spending time in my colon so much, I get to go every two years.

 

[huskers1217]

Mine enjoys spending time in my colon so much, I get to go every two years.

 

[Inquisitor]

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

moxie is really gone eh?

too soon

 

[huskers1217]

moxie is really gone eh?

too soon

she's been gone for months before... nothing new.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

she's been gone for months before... nothing new.

thats what they said about rocko and gobucks

 

[huskers1217]

interesting..

new york has a 212 area code because its the shortest possibly area code for the rotary phones and they didn't want that many people taking too long to dial.