tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Inquisitor]

I’m working from home today because I always work from home. Today, I’d like to be in an office. Getting the roof replaced on the house and it’s loud as fuck here.

Funny they are doing renovations on the floor above mine and I can hear the noise of the power tools.

Thankfully it's not really loud or constant and I'm often able to tune it out.

Then it just started up again as I was reading your post.

 

[Inquisitor]

Restaurants with bottomless mimosas now charging $50 "vomit fees"

Some brunch spots with bottomless mimosas are tacking on extra cleaning fees for patrons who get sick in their establishments.

www.cbsnews.com

That's something that would make you really wanna puke.

 

[Inquisitor]

They didn't ask for anything like that but you can damn well be sure I'll be singing like a bird if I hear a word about this

@Winged_Wheel88 did just that.

Now he's in the Great Birdhouse in the Sky.

 

[Dolemite censored]

That's something that would make you really wanna puke.

I just threw that up there.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I don’t know how you fucking do it in NYC. My first day in downtown Bumblefuck I’ve seen enough “downtown” shit. I’m just itching to prove I’m useful so I can stay home half the time.

Ain't no thang, dawg. NY just like everywhere else, only there's more of it.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Today, I’d like to be in an office. Getting the roof replaced on the house and it’s loud as fuck here.

That's where the fancy schmancy headphones I bought on sale really come in handy.
I had construction going on around me for a while, and they saved what little sanity I have.
It wouldn't be worth getting a pair just for the roof being replaced, but if there's construction noise for a longer period of time, they're absolutely worth it.

That's a big drawback for me, as well. There's ALWAYS construction around here. I did get a decent pair of noise-cancelling a few years ago but I don't like wearing them for longer than 30 minutes. They make me feel sweaty.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Ain't no thang, dawg.

Cultural appropriation. Shame on you!

 

[Hu War Yu]

Cultural appropriation. Shame on you!

I gots a waiver, yo

I gots me so much skreet cred it ain't een funneh

 

[Inquisitor]

Got to come home early.

Because my wife locked herself out of the house and car.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Got to come home early.

Because my wife locked herself out of the house and car.

How does one manage both on the same day?

@moxie , any insight?

 

[HammerDown]

Restaurants with bottomless mimosas now charging $50 "vomit fees"

Some brunch spots with bottomless mimosas are tacking on extra cleaning fees for patrons who get sick in their establishments.

www.cbsnews.com

Everyone should get one free pass but if you're dumb enough to get puke-drunk on bottomless mimosas a second time, $50 is a dumb tax.

 

[huskers1217]

shit @moxie the boss is here have you cleaned our toilets yet?

 

[huskers1217]

Got to come home early.

Because my wife locked herself out of the house and car.

my wife locked 2 of your kids up when they were real young in a car that was running with the a/c on.....


I had to leave work to go open the car up.

 

[Inquisitor]

my wife locked 2 of your kids up when they were real young in a car that was running with the a/c on.....


I had to leave work to go open the car up.

Told you never to talk about my kids.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Everyone should get one free pass but if you're dumb enough to get puke-drunk on bottomless mimosas a second time, $50 is a dumb tax.

The only time to ever drink bottomless mimosas is the breakfast the day after a sorority girl's wedding

 

[huskers1217]

Told you never to talk about my kids.

 

[Hu War Yu]

What?? I thought you posted that on purpose!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

That's a big drawback for me, as well. There's ALWAYS construction around here. I did get a decent pair of noise-cancelling a few years ago but I don't like wearing them for longer than 30 minutes. They make me feel sweaty.

Well.
Aren't we Mr. High Maintenance!

 

[huskers1217]

I'm not saying I agree or would.... but I understand

Mother outraged by Humble ISD teacher slipping melatonin gummies to nonverbal kindergarteners

A mother said she knew something was wrong when her 5-year-old came home completely lethargic, stumbling to get off the bus. She said the teacher previously asked if her son took vitamin gummies.

abc13.com

 

[Hu War Yu]

Well.
Aren't we Mr. High Maintenance!

Compared to the rest of this group?