tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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They are really pushing this secret Santa thing.

Secret Santa is complete bullshit.

Another bullshit office activity is potlucks. Avoid them like the plague - you don't know anything about the personal hygiene of the people preparing the food. I remember one where there was a potluck and several people called in with the "stomach flu" the next day.
 
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If you looked out your window and saw some lady yelling, “fuck off, you little fuckface! Shut the fuck up before I fuck you up! Get the fuck out of here, you little cunt!”

What would you think the context is?
 
If you looked out your window and saw some lady yelling, “fuck off, you little fuckface! Shut the fuck up before I fuck you up! Get the fuck out of here, you little cunt!”

What would you think the context is?

Spider sighting.

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If you looked out your window and saw some lady yelling, “fuck off, you little fuckface! Shut the fuck up before I fuck you up! Get the fuck out of here, you little cunt!”

What would you think the context is?
Do your neighbors tell you to do your timecard too?
 
If you looked out your window and saw some lady yelling, “fuck off, you little fuckface! Shut the fuck up before I fuck you up! Get the fuck out of here, you little cunt!”

What would you think the context is?

She took her little dog out to use the bathroom, the dog would not do her business, but decided to bark a lot, instead???
 
She took her little dog out to use the bathroom, the dog would not do her business, but decided to bark a lot, instead???
Little dog almost got punted down the stairs because she did her business on a new throw rug. Fuggin’ arsehole. That’s why I threw out the last one! :gaah:

I was sitting at the bottom of the stairs outside while she found new places to shit & piss. Just minding my own business when this dickhead squirrel starts screaming at me from the tree. I mean, he is looking right at me, aggressively perched on the tree trunk six feet from me and just cussing me out like I owe him money! I punked him and he retreated for a sec, then turned around and yelled some more. Bitch ass squirrel.
 
Whaddy'all have, CVS or Walgreens or Eckerd? Or are they all in the Walmarts now?
Here in Rhody, we have CVS (of course, since it's HQ is here), Walgreens and then WallyWorld. Never heard of Eckerd.

Two CVS stores within 2 miles of me, so that's where I go...

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Paycheck was a little higher than normal. So was the last one. I'm pretty sure these fuckers owe me some money for some stock shit, but I thought that was supposed to be a separate check altogether. I hate digging through this crap, suspicious that i'm getting screwed over somewhere.
 
Paycheck was a little higher than normal. So was the last one. I'm pretty sure these fuckers owe me some money for some stock shit, but I thought that was supposed to be a separate check altogether. I hate digging through this crap, suspicious that i'm getting screwed over somewhere.

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So I started bingeing Letterkenny this past week. I'm done with season 4. Mainly wanted to see Tiio Horn in another series after watching Reservation Dogs.

Overall I think it's got some great writing and some funny characters. There's a few I don't care for but they're not in every episode (like Gail)
 
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