tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Take the free advice for what it is:

Figure out what your job is and why your company needs you in it as soon possible. Otherwise, when things get tight, people who’s jobs are not easily defined are the first to get cut.

I’m working on the balance between boredom and too eager.

I’ve been given two tasks in the last week and a half. My boss figured they would have taken me four hours to do them, they took me less than 15 minutes combined.

It’s a nuanced industry, but I am not a dumb dumb so I’ve picked up most things faster than most people I guess.

 

[Inquisitor]

Stay away from Brazilian Butt Lifts.

Grandmother Of 11 Dies After Botched BBL; Surgeon Fined $10K And Forced To Attend Mandatory Lecture - Blavity

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Sad how many she left behind in the pursuit of a better behind.

 

[huskers1217]

Stay away from Brazilian Butt Lifts.

Grandmother Of 11 Dies After Botched BBL; Surgeon Fined $10K And Forced To Attend Mandatory Lecture - Blavity

blavity.com

is that what kayne's momma had?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Women regularly die from that BBL procedure, yet it remains popular. That procedure could also go wrong and totally mutilate their butts.

 

[Dolemite censored]

New Guinness World Record spiciest pepper, 'Pepper X,' is three times as spicy as Carolina Reaper

There's a new king of spicy peppers: Pepper X, grown by the same man who developed the Carolina Reaper, was tested and found to have an average heat of 2.693 million Scovilles.

www.foxnews.com

 

[huskers1217]

@williewilliejuan wood the charger girl

 

[williewilliejuan]

@williewilliejuan wood the charger girl

Enthusiastic and accustomed to disappointment? Where do I sign up?

 

[Dolemite censored]

@williewilliejuan wood the charger girl

She's a solid 4. I also think she's a screamer not a moaner.

 

[Center Ice]

She's a solid 4. I also think she's a screamer not a moaner.

If she makes a good egg roll, I'm a player.

 

[williewilliejuan]

If she makes a good egg roll, I'm a player.

She looks to more likely to make lumpia than an egg roll.

 

[Center Ice]

She looks to more likely to make lumpia than an egg roll.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Lumpia >>>>> Egg roll

Fuck a bunch of cabbage

 

[Center Ice]

Lumpia >>>>> Egg roll

Fuck a bunch of cabbage

Around here, egg rolls are filled with beef or chicken (mostly chicken) along with veggies like cabbage.

 

[Dolemite censored]

She looks to more likely to make lumpia than an egg roll.

Americans call lumpia egg rolls since we don't know better.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Don't diss cabbage. Stir fried cabbage is excellent.

 

[Inquisitor]

Americans call lumpia egg rolls since we don't know better.

That's how we egg roll.

 

[Dolemite censored]

That's how we egg roll.

Easy, by pushing it.

 

[Tin Man]

@Dolemite censored, The Exorcist (1973) has been added to MAX.

 

[Tin Man]

It’s Tennessee-Bama week, y’all.

 

[Tin Man]

TSIO is 96 hours away.