tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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They out of their God damn minds if they think I’m gonna contribute to this food drive at work. Say it’s going to needy kids at the nearest elementary school. I’ve seen the Sir Loin episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I ain’t sending a God damn thing to 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
 
Deep Dish Pizza Goat said:
Ignored the “guess the number of candies” game at the front desk.

The prize ended up being $100. I need to learn to participate in fucking everything here.
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we have a thing of sending a pic of our dog dressed up and the winner gets like 100 bucks, 2nd place gets 50 and 3rd gets 25..

im too fucking lazy for that.
 
My best friend’s wife went into labor early this morning, and they didn’t even paint her face like April in Parks and Rec for a Halloween baby. Missed probable once in a lifetime opportunity IMO
 
huskers1217 said:
we have a thing of sending a pic of our dog dressed up and the winner gets like 100 bucks, 2nd place gets 50 and 3rd gets 25..

im too fucking lazy for that.
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They mentioned keeping the candy and a “spooky prize” to the winner. I’m not fat so I don’t want the candy, but they should have led with $100 from the get go
 
huskers1217 said:
we have a thing of sending a pic of our dog dressed up and the winner gets like 100 bucks, 2nd place gets 50 and 3rd gets 25..

im too fucking lazy for that.
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I got $25 for a Mrs huskers in her hospital gown....
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Fucking HOA sent me a violation letter saying my lawn was full of weeds. It wasn't even my fucking lawn in the fucking picture. I called the board member and tore him a new one. Took pictures of my lawn and sent them to those assholes.

Now, I bet they'll try some retaliatory bullshit since I fucked them over hard. Don't care, I'm not in the mood for bullshit.
 
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Fucking HOA sent me a violation letter saying my lawn was full of weeds. It wasn't even my fucking lawn in the fucking picture. I called the board member and tore him a new one. Took pictures of my lawn and sent them to those assholes.

Now, I bet they'll try some retaliatory bullshit since I fucked them over hard. Don't care, I'm not in the mood for bullshit.
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"Fucked them over hard" :pound:
 
steelerssb said:
I love all the Karens freaking out about people giving edibles to kids tonight.

No one is wasting their weed on your snotnosed brats
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If you look at the demographic having trouble with edibles on Halloween it is usually the 15-19 crowd. Much easier for them to tell the parents I got it treat or treating rather than Jimmy haskell in homeroom. Let the morons believe its an epidemic of serious proportions if they want to....
 
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