tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[huskers1217]

They were so ready to put out the Christmas candy. Had a ton of leftovers too

our Kroger has had candy/decorations 40% off now for a week. They had half of Christmas up before Halloween.

 

[gobigred]

I sold my house in Kirkland without one. Saved a shitload of cash.

No wonder why you love Costco so much

 

[Dolemite censored]

No wonder why you love Costco so much

Kirkland Costco was walking distance, less than a mile from my house.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Also I still love wearing costumes on Halloween idc. Went to the Notre Dame and Pitt game Saturday in a big pink Patrick Star costume I've had since college with a Pitt jersey over it and busted it back out tonight.

But did you wear the heels like in the gif I posted that made me think of you:

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Oh, and, um ...

Dark Chocolate KitKats?!?

Maybe there is a god!!!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Female on the actuarial team gives me like a bro nod every time I see her. Am I bro?

 

[NinerSpartan]

Female on the actuarial team gives me like a bro nod every time I see her. Am I bro?

You are the broest bro to ever live

 

[Inquisitor]

Female on the actuarial team gives me like a bro nod every time I see her. Am I bro?

Do you want some actuary action?

Are you good at crunching numbers?

 

[huskers1217]

Female on the actuarial team gives me like a bro nod every time I see her. Am I bro?

friend zoned...ha

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

friend zoned...ha

I am taken sir.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Female on the actuarial team gives me like a bro nod every time I see her. Am I bro?

Never fish from the company pier.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I don't get people who use DoorDash at all. You pay a service fee, and they pretty much force you to tip the drivers. If you don't tip or tip enough, they could fuck with your food.

Tip your driver or pay the price: DoorDash warns delivery delays happening with no tip

DoorDash issues warning that people who aren't tipping might take longer to receive their orders.

www.foxbusiness.com

 

[huskers1217]

I am taken sir.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Pffft..ALL the finance ladies at my place eyeball-screw me every day...but I don't post about it

oops

 

[Inquisitor]

Pffft..ALL the finance ladies at my place eyeball-screw me every day...but I don't post about it

oops

Careful I think you can get glaucomarrhea from that.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Careful I think you can get glaucomarrhea from that.

I wear protection

 

[Dolemite censored]

I wear protection

Eyewear protection would have been a better pun.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Pffft..ALL the finance ladies at my place eyeball-screw me every day...but I don't post about it

oops

This is a head nod, not eye related. It’s different.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Never fish from the company pier.

Wood never

 

[huskers1217]

Never fish from the company pier.

I did once... sexy little married chick liked the younger dude...

obviously, this wasn't recent...

went to lunch or do something and I just had a number posted to my monitor at work.... she wanted the boom boom after work and got a room..