i think Carmel is more growns up. They’ll only enjoy the cold beach so much. Unless stuff like Big Sur does it for them.
Stop me if you’ve heard this story before…I was in Carmel a couple weeks ago, sitting in a restaurant facing the sidewalk. Some little fuckwit is dragging her dog on its leash, but the dog is dropping a deuce along the way. So being the proper Karen dog owner I am, I go outside and call to her- “EXCUSE ME!! EXCUSE ME! Hi! Hey- your dog pooped over here! Do you need a bag?”
As people are dodging black lab land mines… “oh! He did? I didn’t notice!”
moi: <patronizing laff > oh. Yes. He did. Look!
the little hoe ass comes back to the scene of the crime and I go back to my table, smug in my satisfaction that I‘ve done my civic
doodie. Then, after a few moments, I realize the little hoe ass didn’t pick up the dog shit and TOOK THE FUCK OFF!! My meltdown almost needed to be in the meltdown thread! But that’s not even the end of it! Some lady stepped in it! Some little kid fell off the curb into the gutter, trying to avoid it, the bar manager had to come out and pick it up! I swear to Christ, if I ever see that little bitch again, I will find the nearest pile of dog shit and rub her nose in it.
