tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

[moxie]

Jesus Christ, sometimes I just want to slap the shit out of morty. The level of incompetence that Rick has to deal with from that goddamn family is infuriating.

 

[moxie]

Oh shit, I hurt little @moxie's feelings. Damn. Such a delicate flower. I am ashamed.

Wtf are you blithering about?

 

[gobigred]

LOL @ Buffalo

What a way to lose a game.

Brutal. It‘s gonna be really tough for them to make playoffs now with remaining schedule. After the Jets, Have a 3 game stretch of @ Philadelphia @ Kansas City vs Dallas

 

[Dolemite censored]

Wtf are you blithering about?

Stop being a complete bitch and take my apology, you asshole.

 

[moxie]

Stop being a complete bitch and take my apology, you asshole.

What are you apologizing for, fuckface? Dafuq did you do now?

 

[Dolemite censored]

What are you apologizing for, fuckface? Dafuq did you do now?

Wait, what! I was having a flashback to my divorce. All you women look alike.

I'm so sorry. Gotta lay off the absinthe

 

[gobigred]

Winning @huskers1217 @Hu War Yu

 

[Hu War Yu]

Winning @huskers1217 @Hu War Yu

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I'm going the opposite direction

 

[gobigred]

I'm going the opposite direction

You went full @huskers1217 man, never go full @huskers1217

 

[huskers1217]

@fordman84 - kids and i are having a debate. If I wear my corn hat on Saturday...would ESPN+ show me on TV?

 

[huskers1217]

^^ wonder if @beardown07 knows, Ill be at the Aggie game.....

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@fordman84 - kids and i are having a debate. If I wear my corn hat on Saturday...would ESPN+ show me on TV?

They would if you wore corn shoes

 

[Dolemite censored]

I don't blame him one bit.

I accidentally ordered a $2,000 drink on New Years — my husband left me at the bar

A woman has revealed her husband walked off, leaving her to deal with the fallout, after she accidentally ordered a cocktail that had a price tag of a few thousand dollars.

nypost.com

 

[gobigred]

@fordman84 - kids and i are having a debate. If I wear my corn hat on Saturday...would ESPN+ show me on TV?

They always seem to find people like that on tv.

 

[beardown07]

They always seem to find people like that on tv.

Tits out!!!!

 

[gobigred]

Tits out!!!!

 

[fordman84]

@fordman84 - kids and i are having a debate. If I wear my corn hat on Saturday...would ESPN+ show me on TV?

Depends. Are we talking ONLY a corn hat?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

@fordman84 - kids and i are having a debate. If I wear my corn hat on Saturday...would ESPN+ show me on TV?

Huskers and corncobs do go together.

 

[huskers1217]

Depends. Are we talking ONLY a corn hat?

Husker Jersey too

 

[Tin Man]

If you wore a sandwich sign of cornhole boards with the openings over your poop shoot and gibbley bits, that would get you on the Internet.