tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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moxie said:
I put dried chili pods/seeds in the planters for three bucks :laugh:
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You don't get it. I'm waging chemical warfare, electronic warfare, brute force decapitating rat traps, and glue stickem booby traps. I'm going all out. PETA will protest my methods.
 
"Sir would you like to sign my petition for..."

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moxie said:
Nevermind... don't google it, dole. The price will make you shit your pants.
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Dolemite censored said:
You don't get it. I'm waging chemical warfare, electronic warfare, brute force decapitating rat traps, and glue stickem booby traps. I'm going all out. PETA will protest my methods.
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Sticky traps ftw. Bait em with peanut butter, then check every 15 minutes, so that you can watch it struggle to free itself and slowly disintegrate. lulz
 
I told my sister I'd go to her house for thanksgiving and i'm already starting to get anxiety over it. She says to show up at least the day before so I can "help" her with prep/cooking. If I'm not in charge, I am doing nothing but drinking and watching TV. And when i do take over, i'm going to be so annoyed with her pedestrian kitchen tools/supplies. "Where's your_____? Do you have a ____? FUCK! ALL THE STORES ARE CLOSED AND I CAN'T BUY ONE!!"

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moxie said:
I told my sister I'd go to her house for thanksgiving and i'm already starting to get anxiety over it. She says to show up at least the day before so I can "help" her with prep/cooking. If I'm not in charge, I am doing nothing but drinking and watching TV. And when i do take over, i'm going to be so annoyed with her pedestrian kitchen tools/supplies. "Where's your_____? Do you have a ____? FUCK! ALL THE STORES ARE CLOSED AND I CAN'T BUY ONE!!"

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Tell her you have a prior engagement the day before.

But you'll be there on Thanksgiving to help them consume all that food and drink for sure. :thumb:
 
Inquisitor said:
Tell her you have a prior engagement the day before.

But you'll be there on Thanksgiving to help them consume all that food and drink for sure. :thumb:
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It's a 2+ hour drive. I can't do that the day of unless someone has a teleporter I can borrow :bawling:
 
beardown07 said:
lol. why?
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why can't i drive 2 hours the day of? because i'm not a fuckface! i can't even stand driving the 13 miles to work with all the yahoos on the road - it's going to be weekend warrior hell on t-day!
 
moxie said:
I told my sister I'd go to her house for thanksgiving and i'm already starting to get anxiety over it. She says to show up at least the day before so I can "help" her with prep/cooking. If I'm not in charge, I am doing nothing but drinking and watching TV. And when i do take over, i'm going to be so annoyed with her pedestrian kitchen tools/supplies. "Where's your_____? Do you have a ____? FUCK! ALL THE STORES ARE CLOSED AND I CAN'T BUY ONE!!"

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My all-time favorite meditation gif, and one that's really perfect for family (you know, you love 'em, but no one else gives you Tourette's of the middle finger quite the same way - I know it ain't just my family!):

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