tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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why can't i drive 2 hours the day of? because i'm not a fuckface! i can't even stand driving the 13 miles to work with all the yahoos on the road - it's going to be weekend warrior hell on t-day!
Ya, driving there does suck bawls.

I'll kill half a day driving just for fun here. lol.
 
How much would that be in an Uber?
About $185 for a regular uber. Up to $650 for an uber black SUV. which is roughly double what we pay for at a car service I regularly use for le boss.
 
I told my sister I'd go to her house for thanksgiving and i'm already starting to get anxiety over it. She says to show up at least the day before so I can "help" her with prep/cooking. If I'm not in charge, I am doing nothing but drinking and watching TV. And when i do take over, i'm going to be so annoyed with her pedestrian kitchen tools/supplies. "Where's your_____? Do you have a ____? FUCK! ALL THE STORES ARE CLOSED AND I CAN'T BUY ONE!!"

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My wife’s sister is the most disorganized person on the planet. She is supposed to come to our house on Thanksgiving with her family along with my wife’s parents. They have three dogs (big fuckers) and my in-laws have one. Figured out THIS FUCKING WEEK that they don’t have a place lined up to board them. They don’t want to drive 4 hours with six people and four dogs to our house in a minivan. So, I don’t know if they’re coming or not, which makes it really fucking difficult to know how to shop.
 
About $185 for a regular uber. Up to $650 for an uber black SUV. which is roughly double what we pay for at a car service I regularly use for le boss.
6 motherfucking 50!? Fer 2 hrs!? Goddamn.
 
My wife’s sister is the most disorganized person on the planet. She is supposed to come to our house on Thanksgiving with her family along with my wife’s parents. They have three dogs (big fuckers) and my in-laws have one. Figured out THIS FUCKING WEEK that they don’t have a place lined up to board them. They don’t want to drive 4 hours with six people and four dogs to our house in a minivan. So, I don’t know if they’re coming or not, which makes it really fucking difficult to know how to shop.
Yuck! Send them a GC for a local restaurant and wish them well! I feel bad taking my one teensie little monster, no fucking way would I do the drive with 3 bigguns! All the stops, smells, hair... ew.
 
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@Center Ice will be happy about this.

 
@Center Ice will be happy about this.

So happy, I'm gonna eat one of these.

P.S. There's a bowl of slaw just to the left, not in the pic.

You'll have to take my word for it.

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