tOfficial Night Shift Thread, get your kicks on v66, and do your f*cking time card

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btw - If, um, anyone is a fan of goat cheese and truffles, never, and I mean never, get near goat cheese marinated in truffle oil.
You'll just keep eating it - it's so exceptionally good - and then you'll feel really sick to your stomach. :(
 
I can hear @moxie snickering and saying, "yep, that's what you get for eating something that had some sort of mushroom-type thingy."

Oh.
Wait.
It was maxie.
That's why it ended with "you dumb bitch."
 
Deion Sanders Sportsman of the Year?

What in the actual fuck?

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I scoff at your pity!

I think I've probably lost more money than anyone else on this site. Except maybe @gobigred

Wagers 7,455
Won 3,759
Lost 3,541
Push 153

Staked $14,119,690.00
Stakes returned $8,195,396.00
via win $7,959,726.00
via push $235,670.00

Won $5,875,137.16
Lost-$5,870,013.00

Finally got back on the plus side this past week.

you have made almost 10x the bets that I have made. per bet. I win for losing;

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btw - If, um, anyone is a fan of goat cheese and truffles, never, and I mean never, get near goat cheese marinated in truffle oil.
You'll just keep eating it - it's so exceptionally good - and then you'll feel really sick to your stomach. :(
The wife loves that stuff.
 
I can hear @moxie snickering and saying, "yep, that's what you get for eating something that had some sort of mushroom-type thingy."

Oh.
Wait.
It was maxie.
That's why it ended with "you dumb bitch."
People always buy me “foodie” type gift baskets and they invariably have a truffle something or other in it…oils, salt, hot sauces, mustards. Got a bunch of them in my cupboards because no matter how I try to like it, that mushroom funk always gets up my nose. 🤢
 
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Raining like a mofo down here.


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Posted this in the daily, but thought some here might find it interesting.

One of the properties I manage had a break in night before last. Some criminals with inside knowledge broke into a grocery store, through the roof, climbed down through a wall cavity, probably 30 feet, kicked in a wall of a bathroom. Once in the bathroom, there was an ATM machine on the wall adjacent to the bathroom, so they cut through the wall, and cut the back of the ATM out, and got 10k out of it. Never set off an alarm. I always thought atms had built in alarms, but this model only goes off of the front door was tampered with, or the machine was moved. They knew that the store alarm sensors wouldn't trip, if they stayed inside the bathroom.

Lots of work for 10k. They had a plan, and tools, and knew what they were doing. Tweaker fucking oceans 11
 
Posted this in the daily, but thought some here might find it interesting.

One of the properties I manage had a break in night before last. Some criminals with inside knowledge broke into a grocery store, through the roof, climbed down through a wall cavity, probably 30 feet, kicked in a wall of a bathroom. Once in the bathroom, there was an ATM machine on the wall adjacent to the bathroom, so they cut through the wall, and cut the back of the ATM out, and got 10k out of it. Never set off an alarm. I always thought atms had built in alarms, but this model only goes off of the front door was tampered with, or the machine was moved. They knew that the store alarm sensors wouldn't trip, if they stayed inside the bathroom.

Lots of work for 10k. They had a plan, and tools, and knew what they were doing. Tweaker fucking oceans 11

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Frig! Suck a candy cane from last year @steelerssb . I stupidly checked my bank account this morning and a bitch did not get paid, which can only mean one thing…
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