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are butterflies the dumbest flying animals on the planet? Do they actually feel in control of that shit?
But they're pretty, so have redeeming qualities.
Skeeters are the real dumb fucks.
They're ugly, and they keep landing on me, even though I've smushed their relatives.

Good gawd, did I really just answer that question?
 
My dad was a knuckleballer. He thought it'd be easier for me to hit a slow-moving pitch. :facepalm:
My last year playing a friend who threw a knuckleball used it against me in a game. Two-strike pitch he made me look silly swinging at it and all I could do is walk back to the dugout wondering what the fuck I just saw.
 
One of the coolest things my parents ever did for me was to get me a pitchback net. I spent HOURS with that thing, trying out different pitches, and working on my defense. I just didn't have a mound to throw off of.
Oh I loved that thing. Had that, one of those balls that had dots for hand placement and one of those swing-around things you'd strap to a basketball hoop poll. Only problem was that thing would slide too easily.
 
 
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Well I might have just sealed my fate at the other site. :eek:

Maybe should've looked at who was lurking.
 
That's the worst ragequit ever...where's the rage?

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Why do women get yeast infections?

So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
 
Peach Snobs don't have to worry, but the rest of ya filthy animals...
Aldi has a recall

ProductPackagingUPC CodeSelect Stores in These Affected States
Wawona Peaches 2 lb.2 lb. bag033383322001Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, North Dakota, New Hampshire, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, Virginia, Wisconsin and West Virginia
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Peach Snobs don't have to worry, but the rest of ya filthy animals...
Aldi has a recall

ProductPackagingUPC CodeSelect Stores in These Affected States
Wawona Peaches 2 lb.2 lb. bag033383322001Connecticut, Florida, Illinois, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, North Dakota, New Hampshire, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, Virginia, Wisconsin and West Virginia
Peaches Organic 2 lb.2 lb. bag849315000400Connecticut, Illinois, Iowa, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, North Dakota, New Hampshire, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, Wisconsin and West Virginia
I don't shop at aldi.
 
it went about as well as expected.....#2 pitcher was on the bench all season with an arm injury so the committee of scrubs hung in there best they could. they were down 8-3 in the top of the 6th with beast leading off. Monster shot to left center for a double and then.....1,,2,3

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