tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[craigk217]

Yeah. Just got an e-mail about it while I was on the phone with Wifey. She said "Why? He's so young." I explained age in the terms of professional athletes....
I figured it was coming. He's not been the same at the plate for a few years now. His kids are getting older and his Dad died last year.

Well, I'm certainly not unhappy at his departure!

 

[gobigred]

@BigRedMoe Alex Gordon just retired.





@gobigred <insert> there's a fucking surprise gif

Yea I just heard that. Not surprising as was only on a 1 year contract and is 36. Must be tough to retire with millions of $ at 36

 

[gobigred]

You all have been a bunch of chatty fucks the last 2 days. I can’t keep up. Some of you need to work a little more

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Yea I just heard that. Not surprising as was only on a 1 year contract and is 36. Must be tough to retire with millions of $ at 36

I’d probably OD on something if I had that much money and no job to keep me tied down.

I enjoyed Xanax bars, aderall and the occasional bump of cocaine before I got a real job and I really didn’t have any money

 

[gobigred]

Where's that homo, @Winged_Wheel88 been?

Getting banged by @Camfantasy all over Ally bama

 

[Camfantasy]

Getting banged by @Camfantasy all over Ally bama

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

when is she going to do us a favor and just do porn

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Who is it?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Ummm... about this big? I didn't measure.

It's available NOW! I just got an email that it's back in stock. I have two that are already too big and the bunny one that fits, but she might grow out of that one.

You're sol

 

[Dolemite censored]

And you're nothing but treble.

I thought you would B sharp-er than that.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

@moxie the morning after a night of drinking

 

[Dolemite censored]

when is she going to do us a favor and just do porn

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I definitely see a nipple.

 

[Skerpokes]

I've been on hold for 28 god damn minutes

 

[tabascojet]

I've been on hold for 28 god damn minutes

high colonic??

 

[Skerpokes]

high colonic??

I wish

 

[Hu War Yu]

I've been on hold for 28 god damn minutes

That's just too much, you should call customer...sssservice....tooo...complain...

 

[Skerpokes]

That's just too much, you should call customer...sssservice....tooo...complain...

Spent a half hour on hold with them this morning before I said F it and went to lunch. Now been on hold for 46 minutes. I'm trying to find an email address for them so I can give them a piece of my mind but of course there's no way to email them.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Spent a half hour on hold with them this morning before I said F it and went to lunch. Now been on hold for 46 minutes. I'm trying to find an email address for them so I can give them a piece of my mind but of course there's no way to email them.

Who are you on hold with?

Trying to get through to @Win TWINS!!! ?

He's busy right now:

 

[Skerpokes]

Who are you on hold with?

Trying to get through to @Win TWINS!!! ?

He's busy right now:

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A god dam insurance company

 

[Hu War Yu]

Spent a half hour on hold with them this morning before I said F it and went to lunch. Now been on hold for 46 minutes. I'm trying to find an email address for them so I can give them a piece of my mind but of course there's no way to email them.

Who are you on hold with?

Yeah, what product, good, or service is in question here?

Edit: Oh, insurers. Forget it

 

[Dolemite censored]

A god dam insurance company

With all the fires and hurricanes, they're pretty much very busy right now.