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I don't think I want HDTV channels anymore.

Is that melanoma or liver spots on Biden's face? Yeesh!
 
steelerssb said:
He's no Gavin Newsom
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Gurrrrl! You ain't eva lied!

preach GIF
 
I ordered a new smart watch from chynuh last week and the bitch went from chynuh to Atlanta in two days and has been sitting in Atlanta for almost 5 days. I sent a robo chat message to DHL and it says it was given to a third party carrier but didn't say which one or give me a new tracking number. Da fuq is going on.
 
Loving my new smart watch. Never saw the need for one but I was in Atlanta yesterday and just happened to stumble upon one sitting around unattended so I figured, why not try it out?
 
wildturkey said:
Loving my new smart watch. Never saw the need for one but I was in Atlanta yesterday and just happened to stumble upon one sitting around unattended so I figured, why not try it out?
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Camfantasy said:
I ordered a new smart watch from chynuh last week and the bitch went from chynuh to Atlanta in two days and has been sitting in Atlanta for almost 5 days. I sent a robo chat message to DHL and it says it was given to a third party carrier but didn't say which one or give me a new tracking number. Da fuq is going on.
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It's probably in quarantine.
 
Camfantasy said:
I ordered a new smart watch from chynuh last week and the bitch went from chynuh to Atlanta in two days and has been sitting in Atlanta for almost 5 days. I sent a robo chat message to DHL and it says it was given to a third party carrier but didn't say which one or give me a new tracking number. Da fuq is going on.
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The watch is smart enough to know it doesn't want to reach its new owner.
 
Inquisitor said:
The watch is smart enough to know it doesn't want to reach its new owner.
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I don't blame it. I just bought it to see how jerking off with it on would affect my step count.
 
huskers1217 said:
Actor Simon Rex had an auspicious entrance into the world of entertainment when he appeared in some pornographic solo scenes in a series of straight-to-video gay porn releases.


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Lol @ how it’s labeled “gay” porn when it was just him, wanking.
 
Funny... out of everything in that song and video, "put anthrax on your tampax" is the only thing censored.... such were the times and concerns of 2002....
 
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