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bowl of red simmering in cast iron on the stove..... no corn heathens
 
A neighbor who just got a puppy a couple of weeks ago is trying to give it away.

Something about a chewing and shitting machine...

Hilarious.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Red beans for red beans and rice?
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Fun with text exchanges!

Random person: Hi Hu, I'm Baris with the Democrats. I'm excited to cheer on Kamala Harris in the VP debate tonight at 9PM ET! Will you be watching too?
Me: I dunno...I'm kinda tired. I been workin' all day. You know, working at my job. How did you even get this number?
Rando: Now more than ever, we need your support...would you consider giving a donation to the Democrat party?
Me: Hey, whoa here! I didn't even say I was gonna watch the debate. You do realize that I'm not even a registered Dem, right? Which is why I'd like an explanation for how you got my number, and why you're texting me
Rando: Our Democracy is at stake! Don't you believe in democracy?
Me: Well, I used to believe in all sorts of things. Like Santa Clause and the tooth fairy. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
Rando: I don't know how you can joke at a time like this
Me: I don't know why you're texting me unless you want me to crack jokes, because I'm not watching the debate and I'm not donating any money to any political parties. Would you like to terminate this relationship now, or would you like more jokes?
 
Hu War Yu said:
Fun with text exchanges!

Random person: Hi Hu, I'm Baris with the Democrats. I'm excited to cheer on Kamala Harris in the VP debate tonight at 9PM ET! Will you be watching too?
Me: I dunno...I'm kinda tired. I been workin' all day. You know, working at my job. How did you even get this number?
Rando: Now more than ever, we need your support...would you consider giving a donation to the Democrat party?
Me: Hey, whoa here! I didn't even say I was gonna watch the debate. You do realize that I'm not even a registered Dem, right? Which is why I'd like an explanation for how you got my number, and why you're texting me
Rando: Our Democracy is at stake! Don't you believe in democracy?
Me: Well, I used to believe in all sorts of things. Like Santa Clause and the tooth fairy. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
Rando: I don't know how you can joke at a time like this
Me: I don't know why you're texting me unless you want me to crack jokes, because I'm not watching the debate and I'm not donating any money to any political parties. Would you like to terminate this relationship now, or would you like more jokes?
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That has to be a bot, right? Didn't someone here (maybe @Win TWINS!!!?) get an actual answer once?
 
Nothing like a nice thunderstorm
 
Hu War Yu said:
Fun with text exchanges!

Random person: Hi Hu, I'm Baris with the Democrats. I'm excited to cheer on Kamala Harris in the VP debate tonight at 9PM ET! Will you be watching too?
Me: I dunno...I'm kinda tired. I been workin' all day. You know, working at my job. How did you even get this number?
Rando: Now more than ever, we need your support...would you consider giving a donation to the Democrat party?
Me: Hey, whoa here! I didn't even say I was gonna watch the debate. You do realize that I'm not even a registered Dem, right? Which is why I'd like an explanation for how you got my number, and why you're texting me
Rando: Our Democracy is at stake! Don't you believe in democracy?
Me: Well, I used to believe in all sorts of things. Like Santa Clause and the tooth fairy. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
Rando: I don't know how you can joke at a time like this
Me: I don't know why you're texting me unless you want me to crack jokes, because I'm not watching the debate and I'm not donating any money to any political parties. Would you like to terminate this relationship now, or would you like more jokes?
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moar jokes.....
 
Hu War Yu said:
Fun with text exchanges!

Random person: Hi Hu, I'm Baris with the Democrats. I'm excited to cheer on Kamala Harris in the VP debate tonight at 9PM ET! Will you be watching too?
Me: I dunno...I'm kinda tired. I been workin' all day. You know, working at my job. How did you even get this number?
Rando: Now more than ever, we need your support...would you consider giving a donation to the Democrat party?
Me: Hey, whoa here! I didn't even say I was gonna watch the debate. You do realize that I'm not even a registered Dem, right? Which is why I'd like an explanation for how you got my number, and why you're texting me
Rando: Our Democracy is at stake! Don't you believe in democracy?
Me: Well, I used to believe in all sorts of things. Like Santa Clause and the tooth fairy. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
Rando: I don't know how you can joke at a time like this
Me: I don't know why you're texting me unless you want me to crack jokes, because I'm not watching the debate and I'm not donating any money to any political parties. Would you like to terminate this relationship now, or would you like more jokes?
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Maaaan! You have ALL the fun.... I usually get a "we'll delete you from our list" after my first response... :sad:
 
Hu War Yu said:
Fun with text exchanges!

Random person: Hi Hu, I'm Baris with the Democrats. I'm excited to cheer on Kamala Harris in the VP debate tonight at 9PM ET! Will you be watching too?
Me: I dunno...I'm kinda tired. I been workin' all day. You know, working at my job. How did you even get this number?
Rando: Now more than ever, we need your support...would you consider giving a donation to the Democrat party?
Me: Hey, whoa here! I didn't even say I was gonna watch the debate. You do realize that I'm not even a registered Dem, right? Which is why I'd like an explanation for how you got my number, and why you're texting me
Rando: Our Democracy is at stake! Don't you believe in democracy?
Me: Well, I used to believe in all sorts of things. Like Santa Clause and the tooth fairy. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
Rando: I don't know how you can joke at a time like this
Me: I don't know why you're texting me unless you want me to crack jokes, because I'm not watching the debate and I'm not donating any money to any political parties. Would you like to terminate this relationship now, or would you like more jokes?
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I like to ask them what their sexual fetishes are.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Fun with text exchanges!

Random person: Hi Hu, I'm Baris with the Democrats. I'm excited to cheer on Kamala Harris in the VP debate tonight at 9PM ET! Will you be watching too?
Me: I dunno...I'm kinda tired. I been workin' all day. You know, working at my job. How did you even get this number?
Rando: Now more than ever, we need your support...would you consider giving a donation to the Democrat party?
Me: Hey, whoa here! I didn't even say I was gonna watch the debate. You do realize that I'm not even a registered Dem, right? Which is why I'd like an explanation for how you got my number, and why you're texting me
Rando: Our Democracy is at stake! Don't you believe in democracy?
Me: Well, I used to believe in all sorts of things. Like Santa Clause and the tooth fairy. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
Rando: I don't know how you can joke at a time like this
Me: I don't know why you're texting me unless you want me to crack jokes, because I'm not watching the debate and I'm not donating any money to any political parties. Would you like to terminate this relationship now, or would you like more jokes?
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i got a text from this sri guy yesterday maybe i should respond

 
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