tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

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Win TWINS!!! said:
Maaaan! You have ALL the fun.... I usually get a "we'll delete you from our list" after my first response... :sad:
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Well I try not to swear at anybody.

I'm honestly wanting some one to explain to me why I get texts from the parties, so I pedal softly.
 
BigRedMoe said:
WURS DUH CERN?!?!?
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heres yer cern....
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Inquisitor said:
She will practice Tae Claw Doh! with you though.
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Hahaha!
If we were talking about the kitty I had before my current one, most definitely.
With this one, she's far more likely to practice deep meditation with me, like, so deep, one could mistake it for sleeping.
 
huskers1217 said:
i got a text from this sri guy yesterday maybe i should respond

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My favorite are those fringe party people. I get stuff from the Working Families Party, and they're usually recent immigrants with poor english skills.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Well I try not to swear at anybody.

I'm honestly wanting some one to explain to me why I get texts from the parties, so I pedal softly.
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Your number got put in as a prank
 
Hu War Yu said:
Well I try not to swear at anybody.

I'm honestly wanting some one to explain to me why I get texts from the parties, so I pedal softly.
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Here's one that was still in my messages... I should see what she's up to tonight....

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@HammerDown

LMAO!!!

Past time to confront this shit.

I keep hearing the chirping about "power trips." I guess I'm leading the charge of "abuse of power" and "hypocrisy" and "power trips" with @fordman84 and @WhiteMamba following close behind. Do some of you have a motherfucking life outside of this website? I'd like a yes or no answer. I own...
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Hu War Yu said:
I'm honestly wanting some one to explain to me why I get texts from the parties, so I pedal softly.
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Send them a dick pic. @GoldenSpur found a 4th guy for his bowling team that way...
 
Hu War Yu said:
Fun with text exchanges!

Random person: Hi Hu, I'm Baris with the Democrats. I'm excited to cheer on Kamala Harris in the VP debate tonight at 9PM ET! Will you be watching too?
Me: I dunno...I'm kinda tired. I been workin' all day. You know, working at my job. How did you even get this number?
Rando: Now more than ever, we need your support...would you consider giving a donation to the Democrat party?
Me: Hey, whoa here! I didn't even say I was gonna watch the debate. You do realize that I'm not even a registered Dem, right? Which is why I'd like an explanation for how you got my number, and why you're texting me
Rando: Our Democracy is at stake! Don't you believe in democracy?
Me: Well, I used to believe in all sorts of things. Like Santa Clause and the tooth fairy. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
Rando: I don't know how you can joke at a time like this
Me: I don't know why you're texting me unless you want me to crack jokes, because I'm not watching the debate and I'm not donating any money to any political parties. Would you like to terminate this relationship now, or would you like more jokes?
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I've had one sitting in my inbox that I wanted to banter with, but I couldn't think of anything fun I wanted to do... glad I didn't delete it yet, thought. I think I can come up with something :devilish:
 
moxie said:
I've had one sitting in my inbox that I wanted to banter with, but I couldn't think of anything fun I wanted to do... glad I didn't delete it yet, thought. I think I can come up with something :devilish:
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Ask them what their safe word is.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Fun with text exchanges!

Random person: Hi Hu, I'm Baris with the Democrats. I'm excited to cheer on Kamala Harris in the VP debate tonight at 9PM ET! Will you be watching too?
Me: I dunno...I'm kinda tired. I been workin' all day. You know, working at my job. How did you even get this number?
Rando: Now more than ever, we need your support...would you consider giving a donation to the Democrat party?
Me: Hey, whoa here! I didn't even say I was gonna watch the debate. You do realize that I'm not even a registered Dem, right? Which is why I'd like an explanation for how you got my number, and why you're texting me
Rando: Our Democracy is at stake! Don't you believe in democracy?
Me: Well, I used to believe in all sorts of things. Like Santa Clause and the tooth fairy. Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
Rando: I don't know how you can joke at a time like this
Me: I don't know why you're texting me unless you want me to crack jokes, because I'm not watching the debate and I'm not donating any money to any political parties. Would you like to terminate this relationship now, or would you like more jokes?
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I thought Chuck Baris was dead.
 
i don't think i've ever gotten one of those political texts or calls
 
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