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ButtChic said:
I can just imagine yer pup. Stumblin & bumblin drank off its ass ...

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I was trying to teach her to sit last night. She did okay... must be part bunny though, 'cause lil' girl has some hops!
 
Everybody rush back to the old site? Got your orders from Hammer?? Being good little lemmings?
 
Hu War Yu said:
Everybody rush back to the old site? Got your orders from Hammer?? Being good little lemmings?
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Ew. I just saw that the penguin's lapdog is there.

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Illustrious Potentate said:
If you call my beagle an asshole, I’ll go upside that head real quick.
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We had a beagle when I was a kid. He had belonged to the next door neighbors, but they didn't take care of him, to put it mildly, so he moved in with us. When the neighbors moved, they left him with us.
He was a great dog. Sure, he barked too much, but if I ever got a smaller dog, it would likely be a beagle.
 
My buddy had a parakeet that we used to get stoned by giving it shotguns of hash.

Funny as hell to see it fall off the stoop.
 
packerzrule said:
My buddy had a parakeet that we used to get stoned by giving it shotguns of hash.

Funny as hell to see it fall off the stoop.
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That is abuse...that is ANIMAL ABUSE

I shall report you forthwith
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
We had a beagle when I was a kid. He had belonged to the next door neighbors, but they didn't take care of him, to put it mildly, so he moved in with us. When the neighbors moved, they left him with us.
He was a great dog. Sure, he barked too much, but if I ever got a smaller dog, it would likely be a beagle.
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Obedient little fucks from my understanding.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
We had a beagle when I was a kid. He had belonged to the next door neighbors, but they didn't take care of him, to put it mildly, so he moved in with us. When the neighbors moved, they left him with us.
He was a great dog. Sure, he barked too much, but if I ever got a smaller dog, it would likely be a beagle.
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packerzrule said:
My buddy had a parakeet that we used to get stoned by giving it shotguns of hash.

Funny as hell to see it fall off the stoop.
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My grandma has had the same two parrots since before I was born. They will bite the piss out of anyone other than my grandma that feeds them, and one of them pretty much only say “go to hell” and calls my grandma’s dog named Buffett that has been dead for like 25 years(I can just barely remember that dog)
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
Obedient little fucks from my understanding.
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I don't remember him ever being a problem, except he didn't like males. At all.
The only male he ever trusted was my brother.
When I say the neighbors didn't take care of him, that includes lovely things like the boys who lived next door breaking his tail.
So, with the exception of my brother, if any other male tried to get near him, he'd growl at them.
He was great with the other dogs, though, and was best friends with the cat.
He'd also curl up next to me to sleep, and he'd snore his head off. It was the cutest thing.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
My grandma has had the same two parrots since before I was born. They will bite the piss out of anyone other than my grandma that feeds them, and one of them pretty much only say “go to hell” and calls my grandma’s dog named Buffett that has been dead for like 25 years(I can just barely remember that dog)
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Birds live a long time, man. Any idea what kind hers are? Or about how big they are? The larger species can live up to 90-100 years
 
Hu War Yu said:
Birds live a long time, man. Any idea what kind hers are? Or about how big they are? The larger species can live up to 90-100 years
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I don’t know what kind, they are the same species. One is green with a yellow head, the other is pretty well solid green with a little yellow on the wings.

I’d say slightly smaller than an adult crow
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I don’t know what kind, they are the same species. One is green with a yellow head, the other is pretty well solid green with a little yellow on the wings.

I’d say slightly smaller than an adult crow
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Sounds like Amazons, does the yellow head look like this?

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Those can live at least 75 years if they're taken care of
 
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