tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

FUUUCCCKKK. Just found out my dog blew both of his knees out and needs surgery. Good lord.

Eek, sorry to hear that.
A friend's dog, a giant Schnauzer, blew out one knee, had surgery, then blew out another, so had to have surgery, again.
She's fine now. The toughest thing was the period of time between when she started feeling better enough to move around, and when she had healed enough for it to be ok for her to move around. Another big challenge was the sheer size of the dog. Cora is HUGE, so carrying her in and out to do her business was not easy.
Again, though, she's fine now and a very happy and active pups.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Almost time for my 500-a-palooza

You're livin' the life! What a feat!

 

[Dolemite censored]

FUUUCCCKKK. Just found out my dog blew both of his knees out and needs surgery. Good lord.

Sorry to hear that. How much will be the surgery?

 

[beardown07]

Why is steelhead the inside color of salmon? do they taste similarly?

Yes. Steelhead is more delicate and flaky, but they can be substituted across in any application.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yes. Steelhead is more delicate and flaky, but they can be substituted across in any application.

Steelhead is a type of trout. They are related to Salmon and taste similar but they are different.

 

[Dolemite censored]

go to Redding and fly fish the lower sac.

Bring sunscreen and meth repellent.

Also bear spray, a locator beacon and a large caliber weapon.

 

[beardown07]

Also bear spray, a locator beacon and a large caliber weapon.

don't be a pussy

 

[moxie]

I couldn't agree more. This is one situation where your Karen-like tendencies could come in handy.

I want to slap the shit out of China.

Spoiler: Here you go

Who logged in under your screen name and did it for you? @steelerssb ?

 

[Dolemite censored]

don't be a pussy

In order:
1. Bears
2. Mountain Lions
3. Bigfoot

 

[beardown07]

In order:
1. Bears
2. Mountain Lions
3. Bigfoot

1. Don't be a pussy
2. Don't be a pussy
3. Don't be retarded. lel

 

[moxie]

Yes. Steelhead is more delicate and flaky, but they can be substituted across in any application.

For some reason, I seem to like the sockeye salmon the best.

 

[Dolemite censored]

For some reason, I seem to like the sockeye salmon the best.

Also called red salmon, it has deep rich flavor and those Omega-3 things.

The best salmon is from the Copper River in Alaska.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Steelhead is a type of trout. They are related to Salmon and taste similar but they are different.

A Steelhead starts out as a rainbow trout, then migrates to the ocean. When it does that the rainbow trout becomes a steelhead.

Rainbow trout that don't migrate to the ocean remain rainbow trout.

Salmon on the other hand is a salmon from day 1.

 

[moxie]

Also called red salmon, it has deep rich flavor and those Omega-3 things.

The best salmon is from the Copper River in Alaska.

Yeah, it seems to be the reddest one. That farmed stuff always looks sad and pale by comparison. El Bosso fishes somewhere in Bend and says it's good eatin' up there.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yeah, it seems to be the reddest one.

Yes, but don't eat it as sushi, because, worms....

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

A Steelhead starts out as a rainbow trout, then migrates to the ocean. When it does that the rainbow trout becomes a steelhead.

Rainbow trout that don't migrate to the ocean remain rainbow trout.

Salmon on the other hand is a salmon from day 1.

A rainbow trout's only use is as bait for stripers.

 

[moxie]

A rainbow trout's only use is as bait for stripers.

I thought dollar bills were the best bait for strippers.

 

[Dolemite censored]

A rainbow trout's only use is as bait for stripers.

You all are talking me into going fishing this weekend.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I thought dollar bills were the best bait for strippers.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You all are talking me into going fishing this weekend.

I'm gonna get drunk and watch mid major college football.