tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[Dolemite censored]

Is that from the dank or the fires?

Fires. Can't even see the sun. I don't see how the airports stay open.

 

[moxie]

you do understand that the stitching in the suit plays a lot into the shaping of it, right?!?!





@moxie.... help ya boi craig understand women's clothing.... especially that magical seam that separates the ass cheeks.

Yup... the ruching became a thing because it makes even flatter butts look like they protrude more. I also think the gravity under water helped Alba's tiny tush look even more buoyant. Not taking anything away from her, because that is really an iconic ass pic, but being underwater makes everything lifted.

 

[Dolemite censored]

ummmm..... He's in New York...

I forgot.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Yup... the ruching became a thing because it makes even flatter butts look like they protrude more. I also think the gravity under water helped Alba's tiny tush look even more buoyant. Not taking anything away from her, because that is really an iconic ass pic, but being underwater makes everything lifted.

It's even got a name:

SCRUNCH BUTT!!!

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

@ButtChic gon learn today, son

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yup... the ruching became a thing because it makes even flatter butts look like they protrude more. I also think the gravity under water helped Alba's tiny tush look even more buoyant. Not taking anything away from her, because that is really an iconic ass pic, but being underwater makes everything lifted.

Won't that make the merkin stick out from under it?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Remember that? omg I was blown away. About 14 and watching it frame-by-frame, adjusting the tracking tying to get the lines out of it.

Man.... you were the shit if you had one of those VCRs that had that frame by frame dial on the front.....

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Won't that make the merkin stick out from under it?

You are really one dumb motherfucker....

 

[Hu War Yu]

Turned it ... it's Irish kickoff time!!!

Arkansas State just took the lead, which is fine with me. Because if you're not going to cover, you should just lose

 

[Dolemite censored]

You are really one dumb motherfucker....

Shut up stupid.

 

[tabascojet]

Oh, snap! The Trumpy Bear has a secret zippered compartment for a blankie!

"hold my beer" - @Win TWINS!!!

 

[craigk217]

@ButtChic gon learn today, son

You should go row a boat.

 

[tabascojet]

Make sure you mow your lawn first or you'll yank yer short & curlies out when you take the sparklies off.

^^^ the voice of experience right there....

 

[gobigred]

Arkansas State just took the lead, which is fine with me. Because if you're not going to cover, you should just lose

Yea my bets today are looking bad

 

[Hu War Yu]

Yea my bets today are looking bad

Gonna lose this one, probably iowa state, definitely the over in Chapel Hill, and most likely will lose on the Domers.

I'm counting on Florida State

 

[HammerDown]

Fires. Can't even see the sun. I don't see how the airports stay open.

I have a friend in Santa Cruz telling me about it this morning. Said at noon it looks like something out of a sci-fi movie. Dune or some shit.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Yes, I did, but not before I went ahead and said, "fuck it," put on 2 fuckin' masks facepalm, and went and got myself some freshly squeezed orange juice and lemon cake.

Anyway, I am now posting as ghost kitty:

 

[Dolemite censored]

Make sure you mow your lawn first or you'll yank yer short & curlies out when you take the sparklies off.

Pubic hair is curly to better capture and retain sex pheromones from sweat glands.

 

[tabascojet]

No thanks.

4-3 final you coulda been rich.....

 

[gobigred]

Gonna lose this one, probably iowa state, definitely the over in Chapel Hill, and most likely will lose on the Domers.

I'm counting on Florida State

I had spread on Kansas State, Iowa State, UNC and over on UNC game. I’m losing 3 for sure, only hope is if UNC hangs on to cover


Also had ND covering and under in that game but is early