tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[Inquisitor]

And where's tonight's vWelfare check?

 

[moxie]

Cleanup on Aisle 4.

Shut up.

Did you know that pierre is fat? Gorges on RC Cola and moonpies like a big, fat, fatty, fatass.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Shut up.

Did you know that pierre is fat? Gorges on RC Cola and moonpies like a big, fat, fatty, fatass.

You know me....

 

[Inquisitor]

You know me....

Dammit put a spoiler on those titties.

That's @bamabear82-level teets!

 

[Tin Man]

It is still today, people.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I think they overestimated our rainfall from this hurricane.

 

[WestEndVol]

@WestEndVol What's the deal with the East Nashville Beer Fest in April? Any good?

Wish I could be helpful but to be honest, I've never heard of it.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Nevermind me .... I’m just checking out my new favs.

 

[Hu War Yu]

And where's tonight's vWelfare check?

At least it works over here. They still can't figure it out on Euro-Hoop

 

[tabascojet]

Nevermind me .... I’m just checking out my new favs.

A clemson tool with guitar.......c'mon you're being too harsh on yourself

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

A clemson tool with guitar.......c'mon you're being too harsh on yourself

Yea, I may get rid of the tool and tiger paw.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Yea, I may get rid of the tool and tiger paw.

I thought the tool was very appropriate!

 

[Skerpokes]

Is there anything more painful than slamming your finger in-between a car door and a wall?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Is there anything more painful than slamming your finger in-between a car door and a wall?

Maybe having the car door shut on your fingers? I had that happen to me when I was about 5 or 6

 

[huskers1217]

My dumbass did it.

I had my kid do his zoom meeting with his class and I forgot to have him put on pants

 

[huskers1217]

Is there anything more painful than slamming your finger in-between a car door and a wall?

go to the urgent care. Ask for a STD test. Once you see the oversized Qtip start to go in the hole of your dick then you will stop worry about your finger

 

[Skerpokes]

go to the urgent care. Ask for a STD test. Once you see the oversized Qtip start to go in the hole of your dick then you will stop worry about your finger

Been there done that. Plus I have had a catheter shoved up my pee hole and a tube shoved up my nostril and down my throat into my abdomen for 4 days. The finger and car door may be worse.

 

[Skerpokes]

Maybe having the car door shut on your fingers? I had that happen to me when I was about 5 or 6

Yes, yes. That would probably be worse. I want to chop my finger off just to make it feel better.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Is there anything more painful than slamming your finger in-between a car door and a wall?

Not sure, never done it, but I have taken a piss after dicing up some jalapeños. Very uncomfortable for a while.

 

[Skerpokes]

My dumbass did it.

I had my kid do his zoom meeting with his class and I forgot to have him put on pants

If a kid can get suspended for having a toy gun during a zoom class, then I think your kid should be suspended for not wearing pants.