tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[Inquisitor]

Tom Collins

Isn't he Phil Collins' brother?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Anyone else ready to start douchebag rating every shitty Dullmite Pun ?

You are deliberately trying to fuck up my points and asking others to join in.

Cocksucker.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You are deliberately trying to fuck up my points and asking others to join in.

Cocksucker.

Ok, AG

 

[Dolemite censored]

Anyway, @moxie I got a shock walking through my garden. Walked straight into an orb spider web. Face full of web. Looked down and there was a spider the size of a half dollar crawling up my sternum toward my neck and face! Thing was moving fast. Looked angry as hell since I wrecked his crib.

Luckily, I brushed it off. Horrifying, yes?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Ok, AG

Wrong. Trump is insane.

 

[gobigred]

You are deliberately trying to fuck up my points and asking others to join in.

Cocksucker.

Lol at getting butthurt about your ratings.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Wrong. Trump is insane.

Ok, Doobs

 

[Dolemite censored]

Lol at getting butthurt about your ratings.

Deliberate sabotage and ratings vandalism. You fight like a girl.

 

[BigRedMoe]

 

[Dolemite censored]

Ok, Doobs

Wrong again, Jethro. I don't spend money I don't have taking chicks I haven't banged to exotic destinations.

And if I did bang them, I wouldn't waste money taking them anywhere except to my house.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Wrong again, Jethro. I don't spend money I don't have taking chicks I haven't banged to exotic destinations.

Ok, Jakology

 

[Dolemite censored]

Ok, Jakology

Wrong again. You are out.

That would be @Win TWINS!!!

 

[moxie]

Anyway, @moxie I got a shock walking through my garden. Walked straight into an orb spider web. Face full of web. Looked down and there was a spider the size of a half dollar crawling up my sternum toward my neck and face! Looked angry as hell since I wrecked his crib.

Luckily, I brushed it off. Horrifying, yes?

I hope you did the right thing and burned your house down.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I hope you did the right thing and burned your house down.

I wasn't that fired up....

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

*zipper noise*

 

[Dolemite censored]

I hope you did the right thing and burned your house down.

What are you steamed up about?

 

[Dolemite censored]

I hope you did the right thing and burned your house down.

I was hoping there would be a spark between us, but I was wrong...

 

[Hu War Yu]

ratings vandalism.

OH HECK YEAH, please continue along this theme

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Wrong again, Jethro. I don't spend money I don't have taking chicks I haven't banged to exotic destinations.

And if I did bang them, I wouldn't waste money taking them anywhere except to my house.

But FTR, Doob never went to any exotic destination while he was on the other Hoop.

If you’re in Costa Rica or Dubai are you going to spend half your time posting on a message board?

Only reason he said he was going to Dubai was so he could say he was going to Doobai

 

[Hu War Yu]

Man, this chick's VOICE