tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[beardown07]

She's probably some kinniegardner's teacher or something.

hahahaha...totally

 

[beardown07]

I had a buddy that opened a 7-11 door wearing flip flops, and wasnt paying attention. The fucking door peeled his big toe nail back like a bottle cap. Sticking straight up of the toe, and only secured at the cuticle. Ugly

My drunk and retarded sister did that to my 5 year old daughter with an adjoining hotel door, being a spaz about an adjoining door, cuz ruhtard.....first day in California for three days at Dibneyland. (Hadn't gone to the park yet)

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Was he getting your fat ass an RC Cola and more moonpies?

 

[moxie]

If you besmirch RC Cola and moonpies one more time, I'm gonna go upside that head.

I wasn't besmirching. I was just elucidating on how pierre got and maintains his girlish figure.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

I wasn't besmirching. I was just elucidating on how pierre got and maintains his girlish figure.

Slanderous to a delicacy.

 

[craigk217]

I have no idea what you're talking about

Grammar Nazi'n now?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Grammar Nazi'n now?

Nah, I don't know what you were pointing at that had to do with RC, bech

 

[craigk217]

Slanderous to a delicacy.

JFC ... this sounds like a fng Wizard of Oz character typa post. Lawwwwwd.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

JFC ... this sounds like a fng Wizard of Oz character typa post. Lawwwwwd.

I'll go upside your head too.

 

[craigk217]

Nah, I don't know what you were pointing at that had to do with RC, bech

Lemme dumb it down, then ...

IIIIIIII LUVZZZ MEEEE SOMEEEEE RC COLA!

































dumbech. lolz

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Lemme dumb it down, then ...

IIIIIIII LUVZZZ MEEEE SOMEEEEE RC COLA!

































dumbech. lolz

I thought you were trying to say that Sideshow Bob look alike singer you like was RC or something. My bad

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I wasn't besmirching. I was just elucidating on how pierre got and maintains his girlish figure.

You know, for some reason, I could see it. If this were the 80s... you'd totally be a Tab drinker.

 

[craigk217]

I thought

TIs all I needed to hear.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I wasn't besmirching. I was just elucidating on how pierre got and maintains his girlish figure.

Your attempt at explication is pure serendipity.

 

[craigk217]

You know, for some reason, I could see it. If this were the 80s... you'd totally be a Tab drinker.

or Zima

 

[craigk217]

Your attempt at explication is pure serendipity.

Anudduh fng Wizard of fng Oz fng post.

WTF?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

or Zima

Zima was 92 or 93.

 

[craigk217]

Zima was 92 or 93.

I'll defer to the ... expert, hurr ... allegedly.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I'll defer to the ... expert, hurr ... allegedly.

I was a freshman in college and kept it on hand in my dorm room for girls to stop by and watch movies. It was still relatively new.

 

[moxie]

You know, for some reason, I could see it. If this were the 80s... you'd totally be a Tab drinker.

Does it have artificial sweeteners in it? If so, you can shove it up illustrated potato's keister