tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

[Hu War Yu]

I'm gonna huff some minced garlic now....

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Entering day 12 without Gin

I might not make it

By choice?!?!?!

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Building walk in coolers today. I never know what I might be doing from day to day.

 

[HammerDown]

Is there anything more painful than slamming your finger in-between a car door and a wall?

Smashed by thumb with a full-on whack with a roofing hammer one time. Blacked out from the pain. The end of my thumb from the knuckle down was throbbing just like in a cartoon.

 

[Hu War Yu]

By choice?!?!?!

Yes. Every now and then I go on a dry binge. Plus, I've been having some...problems. Won't bore anyone with deets

I've still got about a third of a handle in the cabinet.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Building walk in coolers today. I never know what I might be doing from day to day.

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Just don't lock yourself inside when you're done. It's a Friday, and no one will find you until Monday.... or that's how it always happens in the moveis, anyway

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

No it's not moron....its amy phoeler before getting on snl

also before she got old, fat and liberal.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Yes. Every now and then I go on a dry binge. Plus, I've been having some...problems. Won't bore anyone with deets

I've still got about a third of a handle in the cabinet.

It's just a couple of hemorrhoids. Get them lasered off and you'll be g-t-g.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Building walk in coolers today. I never know what I might be doing from day to day.

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There needs to be some sort of safety escape latch for whomever gets caught in there.

See to it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

It's just a couple of hemorrhoids. Get them lasered off and you'll be g-t-g.

I was going to post a close up of a hemorrhoid just to enhance your point, but I grossed myself out.

 

[Mofo]

Is there anything more painful than slamming your finger in-between a car door and a wall?

I would think deep root dental drilling sans anesthesia would be up there, along with stabbing into the gut and tattooing of sensitive areas, such as the taint or dong. @ButtChic

 

[BigRedMoe]

Cleveland Browns Fans Brawl In Stands at 'TNF' Despite COVID Social Distancing

Browns fans gonna Browns ... even during a pandemic!

www.tmz.com

NFL fans being retarded?!?

 

[Dolemite censored]

NFL fans being retarded?!?

You should have seen Raiders and 49ers fans get it on.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You should have seen Raiders and 49ers fans get it on.

 

[Hu War Yu]

also before she got old, fat and liberal.

Well now...just how librall we talkin here???

 

[Tin Man]

roofing hammer

Dating yourself, Hammer. Everybody using guns, now.

 

[HammerDown]

Dating yourself, Hammer. Everybody using guns, now.

I don't blame them!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Dating yourself, Hammer. Everybody using guns, now.

Roofer's lives matter.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Wait... you can use a gun to roofie someone now?

 

[huskers1217]

King of Queens still is the funniest shit ever