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fordman84 said:
See as it is October, invest heavily in Pumpkins. Make sure you are out by the end of the month though.
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Might be a bad year for pumpkin sales..... with cities banning trick or treating.
 
fordman84 said:
See as it is October, invest heavily in Pumpkins. Make sure you are out by the end of the month though.
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then transfer yourn new found riches into turkeys, and then into short pine trees. = profit
 
fordman84 said:
See as it is October, invest heavily in Pumpkins. Make sure you are out by the end of the month though.
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See, twinsie? Sound advice!

You can pick up your handy j behind tHoop PB. I think twinsie on a break (yes, AGAIN) so you might get dole. Bummer... twinsie has soft, soft hands. Next time, bud!
 
fordman84 said:
See as it is October, invest heavily in Pumpkins. Make sure you are out by the end of the month though.
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At the end of the month, she could just move the investment into pumpkin spice.
It sounds disgusting to me, but it seems to be popular, and I think it goes through past Thanksgiving.
 
moxie said:
See, twinsie? Sound advice!

You can pick up your handy j behind tHoop PB. I think twinsie on a break (yes, AGAIN) so you might get dole. Bummer... twinsie has soft, soft hands. Next time, bud!
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Are you speaking in Spanglish again?
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
At the end of the month, she could just move the investment into pumpkin spice.
It sounds disgusting to me, but it seems to be popular, and I think it goes through past Thanksgiving.
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Aside from actual pumpkin pie, I've never had anything pumpkin spiced during the fall/winter season. I was in the starbuck's drive-through yesterday when this realization hit me. Does not lend credence to my Karendom :|

When i went to pay, I was going to use the app on my phone, but it was connected to the car, but I tugged on it anyway and my phone sailed out of my hands, hit the window and flopped under my car. Had to slowly pull forward (while the barista chick helped me not run it over), then get out, get it scanned and get my coffee. All while the line of people behind me were prolly like, "WTF is this chick doing?!"
 
moxie said:
Aside from actual pumpkin pie, I've never had anything pumpkin spiced during the fall/winter season. I was in the starbuck's drive-through yesterday when this realization hit me. Does not lend credence to my Karendom :|

When i went to pay, I was going to use the app on my phone, but it was connected to the car, but I tugged on it anyway and my phone sailed out of my hands, hit the window and flopped under my car. Had to slowly pull forward (while the barista chick helped me not run it over), then get out, get it scanned and get my coffee. All while the line of people behind me were prolly like, "WTF is this chick doing?!"
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Karens don't drink pumpkin spice.

Basic white girls do.
 
moxie said:
Aside from actual pumpkin pie, I've never had anything pumpkin spiced during the fall/winter season. I was in the starbuck's drive-through yesterday when this realization hit me. Does not lend credence to my Karendom :|

When i went to pay, I was going to use the app on my phone, but it was connected to the car, but I tugged on it anyway and my phone sailed out of my hands, hit the window and flopped under my car. Had to slowly pull forward (while the barista chick helped me not run it over), then get out, get it scanned and get my coffee. All while the line of people behind me were prolly like, "WTF is this chick doing?!"
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If that's an Apple device, I'm shocked that the screen did not shatter.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
If that's an Apple device, I'm shocked that the screen did not shatter.
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Same. I've had iphones since 5, I think and have never had one shatter on me. And I'm not exactly delicate with them. I'm quite shocked by it, tbh.
 
moxie said:
Same. I've had iphones since 5, I think and have never had one shatter on me. And I'm not exactly delicate with them. I'm quite shocked by it, tbh.
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steelerssb said:
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Don't worry... I did go through a period of time where I think I lost 5 or 6 phones in a very small window of time.


hehehe... Branham Lounge. Good times.
 
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