tOfficial Night Shift Thread v58

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moxie said:
Don't worry... I did go through a period of time where I think I lost 5 or 6 phones in a very small window of time.


hehehe... Branham Lounge. Good times.
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I broke three phones (all were those Moto Razors) in my first year of phone ownership. Playing backyard football with that in my pocket were two of them (yeah that was smart). It's amazing I ended up having one last me all of high school and then my current one since summer 2017.
 
steelerssb said:
I broke three phones (all were those Moto Razors) in my first year of phone ownership. Playing backyard football with that in my pocket were two of them (yeah that was smart). It's amazing I ended up having one last me all of high school and then my current one since summer 2017.
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Shit.... you carried them in your pocket while you were still developing? You might want to get a sperm count done....
 
Win TWINS!!! said:
well... she's 70% of the way there!
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65... I just got an update on the numbers when my sister got her results! Though my Italian increased a little, I think. Now it's saying I got both Northern & Southern Italy.

Hear that @Camfantasy ?? I'm thirty FIVE percent messican! Shove that in your pipe & smoke it!
 
moxie said:
Aside from actual pumpkin pie, I've never had anything pumpkin spiced during the fall/winter season. I was in the starbuck's drive-through yesterday when this realization hit me. Does not lend credence to my Karendom :|

When i went to pay, I was going to use the app on my phone, but it was connected to the car, but I tugged on it anyway and my phone sailed out of my hands, hit the window and flopped under my car. Had to slowly pull forward (while the barista chick helped me not run it over), then get out, get it scanned and get my coffee. All while the line of people behind me were prolly like, "WTF is this chick doing?!"
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Yeah, I've never had anything pumpkin spiced, either.
Pumpkin is fine, and I love coffee, but in my book, it's a never the twain shall meet kind of thing.

So, not only did you get a big-ass raise, you managed not to run over your phone.
All in all, I'd say that's a pretty good day, especially since it's Monday.

 
moxie said:
65... I just got an update on the numbers when my sister got her results! Though my Italian increased a little, I think. Now it's saying I got both Northern & Southern Italy.

Hear that @Camfantasy ?? I'm thirty FIVE percent messican! Shove that in your pipe & smoke it!
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CHIPOTLE is more Mexican than you!

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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Yeah, I've never had anything pumpkin spiced, either.
Pumpkin is fine, and I love coffee, but in my book, it's a never the twain shall meet kind of thing.

So, not only did you get a big-ass raise, you managed not to run over your phone.
All in all, I'd say that's a pretty good day, especially since it's Monday.

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The starbucks thing happened yesterday, but I'll take it! Today did turn out to be kinda nice, all things considered! I think I'll print that offer letter and hang it on the fridge, maybe put a gold star on it :D
 
moxie said:
aww!

So before it got remodeled, that whole part on the right was low chairs and tables. I would have people push their shit out of my way, :airquotes: borrow Alton's bike and ride it in the straightaway area.
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Gavin ever gonna let you guys fully open up again? :heh:
 
steelerssb said:
Looks like he pre-eminently locked some

:heh:
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And deleted at least one.

embarrassing parks and recreation GIF
 
Edisto_Tiger said:
Yes makes me feel sexy. You should see what I wear when I belly up to the industrial machine and do boat cushions! Hawt!
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Wait, did we already have this conversation years ago? I used to do upholstery and have done my share of marine work
 
moxie said:
True. But if I can get some smart feller to drop me a couple useful tips while giving just the tip, why not?
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This reminds me of One Night at McCools

Lily Tyler: "Say it...say, 'I will give you legal advice!'"
<smacks riding crop>
Paul Reiser: "I-I will give you legal advice!"
 
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