tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[tabascojet]

Currently 2% Swedish.

"Just the tip"

 

[Inquisitor]

i work as a night auditor at a hotel that's located in a sketchy area in Charlotte

i'm a little #nervous about tonight

Should be okay if you've got your insurance paid up.

 

[Inquisitor]

And it's just hitting 6 and now dark outside.

 

[Dolemite censored]

She may appear to be an “la 2” but she fucks like an American 10. Fuck LA!!

Looks like I hurt the feels.

 

[moxie]

lol i got something that reminded me of....


Idk how popular this is, but I am a member of some stupid local raffle type facebook group where the admin will post some random semi-expensive item (usually like $100 - $750) and people will all buy a spot for some allotted amount of money and she will spin a "wheel" of the names and the winner gets the item. I had a friend of mine buy about 4 slots out of 10 for like 10 or 12 bucks a piece for some gay hotdog cooker like that. Like bitch take your fat ass to the store and buy a god damned hot dog cooker if you want one. You in this bitch spending about $40 for a chance to buy fucking hot dog cooker. Do you really like fucking hot dogs that much?!

I don't know how much that thing cost, but I saw it at HomeGoods and was like, "What the entire fuck is that thing?!" and yeah- besides Dole, who eats that many goddamn hot dogs that you need a special cooker for them??



Wonder when my Emeril Lagasse air fryer is going to arrive

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Looks like I hurt the feels.

Nope. Just spittin truth .

 

[Inquisitor]

Nope. Just spittin truth .

Yeah he has no idea when he's hurtin feels because he has no feels.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yeah he has no idea when he's hurtin feels because he has no feels.

Wait, I have feels. I don't have a fucking clue what to do with them, but I have them.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I don't know how much that thing cost, but I saw it at HomeGoods and was like, "What the entire fuck is that thing?!" and yeah- besides Dole, who eats that many goddamn hot dogs that you need a special cooker for them??



Wonder when my Emeril Lagasse air fryer is going to arrive

I'll get revenge later.

 

[moxie]

I'll get revenge later.

Hurry the fuck up. Statute of limitations expires at midnight.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Hurry the fuck up. Statute of limitations expires at midnight.

OK, you asked for it.

How much did you say you weighed?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

watching @DJr showing his profound infantilism on Euro Hoop is entertaining

 

[Dolemite censored]

OK, you asked for it.

How much did you say you weighed?

(cricket sounds)

 

[moxie]

OK, you asked for it.

How much did you say you weighed?

I didn't.

 

[PeoplesChicken]

Sounds like an all-cash type business. No names or IDs required. Rooms rented by the half hour...

I.e. a luxury palace for you

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

(cricket sounds)

MAGA!

 

[Dolemite censored]

I.e. a luxury palace for you

Your wife likes it.

 

[Camfantasy]

I don't know how much that thing cost, but I saw it at HomeGoods and was like, "What the entire fuck is that thing?!" and yeah- besides Dole, who eats that many goddamn hot dogs that you need a special cooker for them??



Wonder when my Emeril Lagasse air fryer is going to arrive

I've used my air fryer 3 or 4 times so far and I like the shit out of it.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I've used my air fryer 3 or 4 times so far and I lick the shit out of it.

thats different because?....

 

[wings-pens2166]

I don't know how much that thing cost, but I saw it at HomeGoods and was like, "What the entire fuck is that thing?!" and yeah- besides Dole, who eats that many goddamn hot dogs that you need a special cooker for them??



Wonder when my Emeril Lagasse air fryer is going to arrive

Hotdogs are freaking disgusting...makes sense Dole would like them