tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[beardown07]

That dude lives in the middle of nowhere. I guess on the weekends, people go out cow-tipping for entertainment.

As opposed to clipping coupons, stocking up on toilet paper, smoking the same strain of dope for 7 years straight and watching parasite videos on youtube?

 

[Dolemite censored]

You are leaving ?

I was thinking about certain HS teachers drunk with power as moderators on a chat site.

 

[Dolemite censored]

As opposed to clipping coupons, stocking up on toilet paper, smoking the same strain of dope for 7 years straight and watching parasite videos on youtube?

Too sophisticated for you to comprehend.

 

[beardown07]

Too sophisticated for you to comprehend.

 

[Dolemite censored]

As opposed to clipping coupons, stocking up on toilet paper, smoking the same strain of dope for 7 years straight and watching parasite videos on youtube?

You forgot whore mongering and pun-tificating.

 

[gobigred]

I was thinking about certain HS teachers drunk with power as moderators on a chat site.

Just giving the people what they wanted. Sorry you arent smart enough to get a hint that nobody likes 5-10 straight of your not very clever puns. You got removed for 2 days ? Did that really hurt you that badly ?

 

[beardown07]

You forgot whore mongering and pun-tificating.

I was gonna say something about the puns, but didn't want to encourage ya.

 

[Guy Incognito]

ChSo we let a turd decide for the group. How about an automatic TO for rating abusers? Batman could be banned and not a single fuck would originate.

 

[craigk217]

 

[Dolemite censored]

You got removed for 2 days ? Did that really hurt you that badly ?

Yes. I was shaken to the core. Injured on a quantum level. Totally discombobulated and flummoxed.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Kind of the reason I'm waiting to see where we are (my company) after June 2021. That's how long we're supposed to be WFH and we've been told that as long as it doesn't create legal/tax problems (i.e., moving to another country), we can work remotely from anywhere. If I get the green light to WFH permanently, I could move somewhere cheap with low/no income taxes and still keep my current salary.

Then I'mma buy those 40 acres and the mule next to the milkshake's house and feed his dog & kids marshmallows & jolt cola all day.

Teach them some rap lyrics too. Nothing before 2015 either.

 

[gobigred]

Yes. I was shaken to the core. Injured on a quantum level. Totally discombobulated and flummoxed.

Figured since been 3 weeks and still keep crying about it

 

[beardown07]

It's funny af that @gobigred hates @Dole ver 2.0.

 

[gobigred]

It's funny af that @gobigred hates @Dole ver 2.0.

It was actually just to mess with him at first but he got so butthurt it made me wanna do more.


Middle schoolers are more clever than a @Dole ver 2.0 pun

 

[Dolemite censored]

Figured since been 3 weeks and still keep crying about it

That injustice will not stand

 

[gobigred]

That injustice will not stand

 

[moxie]

But now we gets a sammich rating


Oh, and the rainbow is now a minus-3 (Don't tell @moxie )

Total horseshit. Rainbows are for winners

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Total horseshit. Rainbows are for winners

Moxie, work your "magic" and get the ratings back right girl.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Figured since been 3 weeks and still keep crying about it

If the situation was reversed, I would never have banned anyone just for bad jokes.

It would take more egregious behavior to warrent a ban.

Shame on you!

 

[gobigred]

If the situation was reversed, I would never have banned anyone just for bad jokes.

It would take more egregious behavior to warrent a ban.

Shame on you!

I agree with one thing, they are bad jokes. At least you finally admit your puns are bad