tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Inquisitor]

15-0. But for all the runs scored, as far as games go...

 

[Hu War Yu]

But that sweet parlay.......wooOOO

They post two and three versions of the same event on some days, then nothing on other days, then crap like that.

And I got paid out for the Astros winning last night, when they lost...sure hope somebody got fired for that

 

[gobigred]

@gobigred

each string of puns should result in a one week ban from the thread.

Not gonna lie. It is tempting

 

[Dolemite censored]

Not gonna lie. It is tempting

You don't want to be lured into this.

 

[gobigred]

You don't want to be lured into this.

Why not ? Your constant posts of shitty puns are retarded

 

[Inquisitor]

They post two and three versions of the same event on some days, then nothing on other days, then crap like that.

And I got paid out for the Astros winning last night, when they lost...sure hope somebody got fired for that

Guess maybe I should've continued to bet there.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Guess maybe I should've continued to bet there.

It's the wild west

 

[trojanfan12]

On mine, they still come through, but with the number in red bold font and a message saying "this is SPAM!"

God bless T-Mobile

AT&T has the same. I love it.

 

[wings-pens2166]

I doubt it's going on these days. But Texas Lil's used to be great for Monday Night Football. Good drink and food specials.

Thanks. I’ll be sure to check them out.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Same fam. Then i had a 10000 sqft house to inspect today. Fucking nightmare. Im spent.

Ugh, a 10000 square foot house must be a bitch to inspect!
I'm spent as hell, too, but at least I went goofy during the afternoon classes, as opposed to grumpy.
Neither is entirely appropriate, but I'd rather be goofier than usual than grumpier than usual.

 

[Mofo]

Smoking wings and getting shit faced tonight

Congrats man. And hey- "better to have love and lost" than to be a single, childless loser in your 50s or something.

Now I want some wings...!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Smoking wings and getting shit faced tonight

Im sure its bitter sweet on some level. Glad youre happy man. Cant wait to hear the new bachelor stories.

Those threads are best started drunk. Cheers!!!

 

[beardown07]

Fucking A...this whole eye thing would be a piece of cake if I were just dealing with my daughter, who is rad af, but no, I have a retarded hyper-spastic dog, and an idiot-fucking son.


Fuck, after extensive conversations (plural) with my 5 yr old son about my daughter's eye, and the severity of shit, and how he just needs to fuck off for a few days with his ipad, he, for no fucking reason whatsoever, just swung a fucking zippered coat at her fucking skull for God only knows why?

So you non-yelling, keep your cool parents...HOW. IN. THEE. HOLY. FUCK. DO YOU. DO IT??

All I see is red, and it is taking everything in my personal arsenal not to shaken baby syndrome his ass.


Fuck.

 

[tabascojet]

"i brought you into this world and i can take you out of it. so go sit in the corner and fuck off with your ipad and leave your sister alone or so help me god i will bring the the wrath of god down upon you" ....something like that might work

 

[beardown07]

"i brought you into this world and i can take you out of it. so go sit in the corner and fuck off with your ipad and leave your sister alone or so help me god i will bring the the wrath of god down upon you" ....something like that might work

ha...I said non-yelling parents.


He got WAAAY more than that. I lost my fucking shit.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Fucking A...this whole eye thing would be a piece of cake if I were just dealing with my daughter, who is rad af, but no, I have a retarded hyper-spastic dog, and an idiot-fucking son.


Fuck, after extensive conversations (plural) with my 5 yr old son about my daughter's eye, and the severity of shit, and how he just needs to fuck off for a few days with his ipad, he, for no fucking reason whatsoever, just swung a fucking zippered coat at her fucking skull for God only knows why?

So you non-yelling, keep your cool parents...HOW. IN. THEE. HOLY. FUCK. DO YOU. DO IT??

All I see is red, and it is taking everything in my personal arsenal not to shaken baby syndrome his ass.


Fuck.

Snatch him yp, one good smack on the ass, throw him in his room. Let him know, until further notice, this is how its gonna be.

Tell him you have tried talking, you have tried everything else. He cant hurt her, and if you have to hurt him to understand, you do. Dont beat him furiously, one good smack on the ass.

 

[beardown07]

Snatch him yp, one good smack on the ass, throw him in his room. Let him know, until further notice, this is how its gonna be.

Tell him you have tried talking, you have tried everything else. He cant hurt her, and if you have to hurt him to understand, you do. Dont beat him furiously, one good smack on the ass.

I did that, but with way less coherency and much more yelling at the top of my shit.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I did that, but with way less coherency and much more yelling at the top of my shit.

Have a calm a talk about it later. My buddies mom used to to say " hard head, makes for a soft behind"

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Have a calm a talk about it later. My buddies mom used to to say " hard head, makes for a soft behind"

People say we didnt come from monkeys..... kids are fucking proof.

 

[beardown07]

Have a calm a talk about it later. My buddies mom used to to say " hard head, makes for a soft behind"

I never let me kids go to bed sad or angry. Or at least I attempt to make shit right, but goddamn....


He is our soft paper doll. My daughter has ice in her veins. My boy is a puddle of mush if you so much as intimate yer mad at him, so when I really lose it, he is deeply affected.

I rarely if ever have to swat his ass. He got one tonight tho.