tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Dolemite censored]

That’s waaaaay too skinny for Dole

Slim chance.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Thinking about Whoopi makes you want to Win Twins it?

Not anymore.

I mean, never.

 

[huskers1217]

Looks like a skit they might have tried on Letterman back in the day.... as commentary on the rat problem in the subway.

You know... when late night TV was still funny.

like this?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Silence!

Now make me some menudo.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

you reckon if you pushed on it with your finger would it be all rigid and shit or would it like softly expand back out like a nerf football?

I think you could never pin it down. Like when you try to push two of the same magnetic poles together. lel

What. The. Actual. Fuck???

 

[Camfantasy]

I think you could never pin it down. Like when you try to push two of the same magnetic poles together. lel

 

[Hu War Yu]

What's up with Turquoise Boy over on the far right? He gots no rivvum

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

like this?

No. That dude and Kimmel can fuck right off. Neither of those ladies, is funny in the least.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

BELLY BUTTONS!

 

[BigRedMoe]

What's up with Turquoise Boy over on the far right? He gots no rivvum

Which one is Ricky Martin?

 

[Camfantasy]

No. That dude and Kimmel can fuck right off. Neither of those ladies, is funny in the least.

 

[Dolemite censored]

@huskers1217 has a great "You are here" list for those wackos.

 

[BigRedMoe]

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Surprise cactus in the b-hole?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

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that's not it.... but when 90% of your material is politics - it gets old, and shows how lazy they actually are. At least with Letterman and Leno - they had the stupid gimmicks and shit.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Surprise cactus in the b-hole?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

How is it only Tuesday?

 

[BigRedMoe]

How is it only Tuesday?

Don’t worry, tomorrow is Third Monday already!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

that's not it.... but when 90% of your material is politics - it gets old, and shows how lazy they actually are. At least with Letterman and Leno - they had the stupid gimmicks and shit.

Stupid Pet Tricks FTW!!!

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Stupid Pet Tricks FTW!!!

I always liked when Dave had kids on as well. Doing the little sciencey things. He was good with the kids.