tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[moxie]

My sentiments exactly.
It sounds like one of those eccentricities that can only be attributed to his artistic nature ...
Either that, or he's way weirder than I'd realized.

I think it's a bit from column A and a lot more from column B

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

I love my bathtub. Whoever installed it picked the perfect one. It's very deep, the back is at an angle, and it's long enough I can completely stretch out my legs.

As @williewilliejuan and @beardown07 point out, you are becoming rare...

Almost vintage!

 

[Camfantasy]

total winner post. I wish we wouldn't have got it. We declined the fireplace when we built and used that money towards french doors out the master to a cement patio. Ton of wasted space in a bathroom that doesn't even have a linen closet er nothin.

you should have worried more about your shitty cabinets

 

[Inquisitor]

sheeeet i just need one good one.


I take more baths than showers so I gots to have a nice tub.

You're gonna be a good wife to someone someday.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

As @williewilliejuan and @beardown07 point out, you are becoming rare...

Almost vintage!

Were it not for epsom salt baths, I would probably have no stomach left from all the alleves and tylenols I would have taken over the years.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Y'all a buncha boujie mofos with yer 6 bathtubs

 

[Dolemite censored]

I did not see this coming.


We have a pretty big tub in our master bath, that I don't think has ever been used. Fucking thing always has popcorn kernels in it, cuz that's the only place we can pop it at nite where the goddamned kids won't hear and smell it, and come wandering out of their sleep like begging fucking zombies.

This right here is some bizarre shit, I tell you.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Goddamn, baths are gross.

I agree. Why marinate in the same oil, dirt and bacteria you just washed off?

 

[Dolemite censored]

We have four fucking bathtubs in this house. No idea why so many. My middle daughter uses the jacuzzi tub in the master from time to time to soak after gymnastics, but none of the others have ever been used or are likely to be used any time soon.

Beto O'Rourke wants you to house homeless people in your open spaces...

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

@williewilliejuan - In all honesty, if I had four fucking bathtubs in my house, I may end up pulling a @beardown07 and using one of them specifically for popping popcorn.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Y'all a buncha boujie mofos with yer 6 bathtubs

Ahemmm.... candleholders

 

[beardown07]

This right here is some bizarre shit, I tell you.

My kids with popcorn...

 

[Dolemite censored]

if I had four fucking bathtubs in my house,

One or more of them may get pregnant.

 

[beardown07]

Ahemmm.... candleholders

Ahem....popcorn making station.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Ahem....popcorn making station.

serious as a heart attack...

that rubber microwave bowl is da shit! Put some oil in the bottom, throw in your kernels, toss in the microwave for 3 minutes.... BOOM!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

bunch weird motherfuckers in here. If you take a bath, and dont shower first, youre fucking gross.

If youre a dude, and take baths, when you arent injured, or have sore muscles, youre a bitch.

Bitches be bathin

 

[moxie]

I'm marked as OOO in Outlook. I have my IM set to Offline.

Why are people still pinging me?! Can't wait to keep ignoring them for the rest of the week!

 

[Mofo]

you should have worried more about your shitty cabinets

Popcorn in the tub, shit in the cabinets... dare anyone ask what he puts in the sink or wall sconce?

 

[craigk217]

Gross

Meh ... if she packed on a hundy, Dole would hit it.

































and not even think twice bout it.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

bunch weird motherfuckers in here. If you take a bath, and dont shower first, youre fucking gross.

If youre a dude, and take baths, when you arent injured, or have sore muscles, youre a bitch.

Bitches be bathin

Ah, you appear to have the correct order of things.
Shower before a bath. Yes, do a quick rinse after, but shower before. That way, you aren't immersing your nastiness in hot water and soaking in it!