tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

@craigk217 - It's about damn time you answered my summons!!!

 

[craigk217]

@craigk217 - It's about damn time you answered my summons!!!

Summons ... ? ? ?

 

[craigk217]

Y'all a buncha boujie mofos with yer 6 bathtubs

Buncha dayum uppity beches, I'm tellin ya.

 

[beardown07]

serious as a heart attack...

that rubber microwave bowl is da shit! Put some oil in the bottom, throw in your kernels, toss in the microwave for 3 minutes.... BOOM!

tWife likes the air popper. She says that bowl is for queers and weirdos.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I'm marked as OOO in Outlook. I have my IM set to Offline.

Why are people still pinging me?! Can't wait to keep ignoring them for the rest of the week!

People completely ignore out of office notifications.

“Second Request - You didn’t respond to my previous email”

And I’m not gonna respond to this one, either. Feel free to escalate to my boss.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Summons ... ? ? ?

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

tWife likes the air popper. She says that bowl is for queers and weirdos.

Well... your wife don't know any better if you're all she's ever been with...

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'm marked as OOO in Outlook. I have my IM set to Offline.

Why are people still pinging me?! Can't wait to keep ignoring them for the rest of the week!

You are an executive asset, on call 24/7/365-6. You'd better respond, OOO or not.

 

[craigk217]

Lubs that flik!

 

[Dolemite censored]

If you take a bath, and dont shower first, youre fucking gross.

If you shower first you don't have to take a bath. You're cleaner after a shower anyway.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Lubs that flik!

I remember, that's why I posted it.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

You are an executive asset, on call 24/7/365-6. You'd better respond, OOO or not.

Did you just call her a hooker?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Another thing you can do in a shower is take a piss while showering.

Take that, bathtub scum and film coated people.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Lubs that flik!

You just had a thing for Fairuza....

and also fantasies about witchcraft doing things to your wiener

 

[moxie]

You are an executive asset, on call 24/7/365-6. You'd better respond, OOO or not.

Only beholden to my boss & above. The rest can wait until next Monday.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Another thing you can do in a shower is take a piss while showering.

Take that, bathtub scum and film coated people.

This wins the argument right here.

 

[craigk217]

I remember, that's why I posted it.

All dem beches were smokin hawt.

I fell in luv with Robin & Fairuza, but especially Neve. Yummmmay.

 

[williewilliejuan]

Another thing you can do in a shower is take a piss while showering.

Take that, bathtub scum and film coated people.

I you’re cool with performing a waffle stomp, you can do more than that...

Allegedly

 

[Dolemite censored]

I you’re cool with performing a waffle stomp, you can do more than that...

Allegedly

Hard pass on that one.

How do you even hear of such shit (pun intended).

 

[Camfantasy]

cot damn that bathtub shit kinda rustled some of yourn jimmies