tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Inquisitor]

You want no part of you or your clothes to touch the ground anywhere near a urinal. Motherfuckers can't aim worth shit.

I pity the fools that wear sandals to those restrooms...

OK Mr. P OK

 

[Dolemite censored]

I was out at breakfast the other day and walked into the bathroom of an old dude at the urinal peeing like that.

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Glad I didn't see that. Do you get nightmares?

 

[Guy Incognito]

You want no part of you or your clothes to touch the ground anywhere near a urinal. Motherfuckers can't aim worth shit.

I pity the fools that wear sandals to those restrooms...

TIL: @Dole ver 2.0 is a blue shirt type of guy.

 

[Camfantasy]

I guess I should have made an exception for window-licking halfwits.

too late now. no take-backsies

I preskool that shit 2 or 3 times per day.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I guess I should have made an exception for window-licking halfwits.

I lick doorknobs, Sir!!

 

[Camfantasy]

TIL: @Dole ver 2.0 is a blue shirt type of guy.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Then you're going to get an infection because you can't put sugary stuff up there.

Yes, this includes popsicles, if anyone was going to ask.

What about cookies? Asking for my friend Marie.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

What about cookies? Asking for my friend Marie.
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[huskers1217]

wtf name is rock using here?

@rockstrongo??

 

[BigRedMoe]

wtf name is rock using here?

@rockstrongo??

It had been Rock-'something'.... all I know is I thought he had "Semen" tattooed on his forearm for a short time. He corrected me and then we was frands. Did he alt, meltdown, and get @hammerbanned?

 

[huskers1217]

maybe... who knows.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

This business about changing the tier status of counties not just over the weekend, but over a holiday weekend, while I understand the necessity of it, makes for a pretty nightmarish Monday, especially when you made a point of not checking email accounts connected to work 'cause, well, it's a fucking holiday weekend.



Thanks, @BigRedMoe , for making a post that brought Louis Prima to mind. Years ago, one of my all-time favorite co-workers used to put on Louis Prima toward the end of particularly long/challenging days, and it always put a spring in my step until work was over. It was just what I needed today.

 

[Guy Incognito]

wtf name is rock using here?

@rockstrongo??

He changed to @Lance Uppercut.

, sweet prince.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

Southerners in the winter.

Every winter.

 

[Camfantasy]

Southerners in the winter.

Every winter.

She should move to south Alabama. I ain't seent nar snow in the last 5 to 10 years.

 

[wings-pens2166]

Southerners in the winter.

Every winter.

gee, she sounds nice...



...and classy, oh so classy.

 

[Bring Back The Oilers]

gee, she sounds nice...



...and classy, oh so classy.

Yeah, Richard Pryor thinks she uses the f-word alot.

 

[wings-pens2166]

Yeah, Richard Pryor thinks she uses the f-word alot.

actually reminds me of my wife a bit. I did 22 years Navy, so I swear like sailor as the saying goes.

but I swear that woman (also retired Navy FTR), has a mouth that makes me blush sometimes

 

[moxie]

Goddamn, the eagles are retarded.

 

[moxie]

also, fuck you NFL. Stop fucking with my team's schedule. Tennessee and Baltimore are bitch ass bitches. Goddammit so much. Just play the goddamn games.