tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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Hu War Yu said:
What? :noidea:

What kid wouldn't LOVE getting an Old Spice gift pack at 13? It's like a Bar Mitzvah for goyim, says youse a REAL MAN now
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Edisto_Tiger said:
I hear ya. Mine have all that shit too. And still want more! Spoiled little bastards.
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Really getting hard to shop for them now. "Toys" for teenagers are hella spensive.
 
beardown07 said:
My daughter told me that she thinks she remembers hearing santa last year, but some kids at school told her it was probably just us.


I was deflecting like a motherfucker. Like fucking wonder woman with her magic bracelets. **ping ping...ping**


Fucking school turds.
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Maaaan. You should stomp those mawfks OUT!
 
moxie said:
Yeah, I'd tell you to lube up, but e'rrybody know you got the loosest bhole around.

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Also, I don't know wtf the Gif Roulette wheel is smoking this morning, but I am petrified.
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So does @Win TWINS!!!
 
Hu War Yu said:
What? :noidea:

What kid wouldn't LOVE getting an Old Spice gift pack at 13? It's like a Bar Mitzvah for goyim, says youse a REAL MAN now
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I was telling my wife last nite, how my Mom would give me a box of Chicken in a Biscuit crackers every year. Wrapped and fucking everything. Here ya go son, big ticket item. Your own box of fucking crackers for the year. LOFL. My wife is still asking about it this morning. :LOL:
 
Hu War Yu said:
Really getting hard to shop for them now. "Toys" for teenagers are hella spensive.
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Yeah, my nephew wants shoes again.

$200 jordans that are sold out everywhere again. I think he's officially crossed over into Gift Card territory. May get out when he's in his 20's.
 
beardown07 said:
I was telling my wife last nite, how my Mom would give me a box of Chicken in a Biscuit crackers every year. Wrapped and fucking everything. Here ya go son, big ticket item. Your own box of fucking crackers for the year. LOFL. My wife is still asking about it this morning. :LOL:
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Chicken in a Biscuits are good, you ungrateful swine. I was forced to be a JW from 7-13 so bite me.
 
beardown07 said:
I was telling my wife last nite, how my Mom would give me a box of Chicken in a Biscuit crackers every year. Wrapped and fucking everything. Here ya go son, big ticket item. Your own box of fucking crackers for the year. LOFL. My wife is still asking about it this morning. :LOL:
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DUDE! Sorry for laughing at this...but it brings up images of the Breakfast Club: 'Hey, hey, SMOKE UP, Johnny!"
 
beardown07 said:
I was telling my wife last nite, how my Mom would give me a box of Chicken in a Biscuit crackers every year. Wrapped and fucking everything. Here ya go son, big ticket item. Your own box of fucking crackers for the year. LOFL. My wife is still asking about it this morning. :LOL:
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moxie said:
Yeah, my nephew wants shoes again.

$200 jordans that are sold out everywhere again. I think he's officially crossed over into Gift Card territory. May get out when he's in his 20's.
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They don't help with the whole "i dunno... :noidea: " routine when you ask em what they want
 
moxie said:
Chicken in a Biscuits are good, you ungrateful swine. I was forced to be a JW from 7-13 so bite me.
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bwahahaha...they are good. So good in fact, that my mom would never buy them, cuz they'd be gone in a sitting, so they became a goddamned xmas gift, for fuck's sake that sounds sad. lulz

LOL at you being a JDub. That is fucking funny. LOL at your parents finding a way out of gift holidays. hahahaha
 
I gotta stop giving the puppy all her presents the day they arrive. She's not going to have anything to open on chrimmus :pout:
 
moxie said:
Chicken in a Biscuits are good, you ungrateful swine. I was forced to be a JW from 7-13 so bite me.
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They're best served with a can of this:
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Hu War Yu said:
They don't help with the whole "i dunno... :noidea: " routine when you ask em what they want
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That reminds me. At the time I was married a couple of years, and I asked wifey-poo what she wanted for Christmas. She said, "Oh, nothing." So I gave her a card instead.

Did not stop hearing about that for the next 20 years.
 
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