tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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bwahahaha...they are good. So good in fact, that my mom would never buy them, cuz they'd be gone in a sitting, so they became a goddamned xmas gift, for fuck's sake that sounds sad. lulz

LOL at you being a JDub. That is fucking funny. LOL at your parents finding a way out of gift holidays. hahahaha
Also funny- it was my aunt that I lived with, but my uncle (her husband) is zero religious. She used to be a partying stoner, then joined that cult and dragged all of us kids along. A good number of my ass whoopins came on Tuesdays, Thursdays & Sundays. Those were church days and...well... things amused me so i would laugh. A lot. And I got spanked. A lot.
 
That reminds me. At the time I was married a couple of years, and I asked wifey-poo what she wanted for Christmas. She said, "Oh, nothing." So I gave her a card instead.

Did not stop hearing about that for the next 20 years.
This just in: when women say "nothing," they mean "everything."
 
bwahahaha...they are good. So good in fact, that my mom would never buy them, cuz they'd be gone in a sitting, so they became a goddamned xmas gift, for fuck's sake that sounds sad. lulz

LOL at you being a JDub. That is fucking funny. LOL at your parents finding a way out of gift holidays. hahahaha
funny mention them> I hadn't had Chicken in a Bisket in years and years. a few weeks ago, I open the pantry and there was a brand new box. I asked the wife, what in holy made you get these? she just kinda shrugged.


and yes, they were gone then and there in a sitting.
 
That reminds me. At the time I was married a couple of years, and I asked wifey-poo what she wanted for Christmas. She said, "Oh, nothing." So I gave her a card instead.

Did not stop hearing about that for the next 20 years.


She even mentioned that in her divorce papers.
 
Just for the holidays?

No. She graduated undergrad earlier this year and is planning to go to Physician Assistant school in a couple of years, but she needs clinical hours first. She got a job as a medical assistant, but it doesn’t pay enough to live in SF.
 
That reminds me. At the time I was married a couple of years, and I asked wifey-poo what she wanted for Christmas. She said, "Oh, nothing." So I gave her a card instead.

Did not stop hearing about that for the next 20 years.
Wut a dumass, but wut else is new?
 
Also funny- it was my aunt that I lived with, but my uncle (her husband) is zero religious. She used to be a partying stoner, then joined that cult and dragged all of us kids along. A good number of my ass whoopins came on Tuesdays, Thursdays & Sundays. Those were church days and...well... things amused me so i would laugh. A lot. And I got spanked. A lot.
JDubs are a trip.
 
No. She graduated undergrad earlier this year and is planning to go to Physician Assistant school in a couple of years, but she needs clinical hours first. She got a job as a medical assistant, but it doesn’t pay enough to live in SF.

Oakland is a BART ride away...
 
No. She graduated undergrad earlier this year and is planning to go to Physician Assistant school in a couple of years, but she needs clinical hours first. She got a job as a medical assistant, but it doesn’t pay enough to live in SF.
You're a saint. Either of my kids wanted to live in SF, we'd have to move the whole family.
 
Kwestjun: Are yall allowed to burn Fall leaves in the city/county ya live in?

Commiefornians need not reply, since yall lucky ya don't get cited for lightin a dayum match to burn a blunt.
 
funny mention them> I hadn't had Chicken in a Bisket in years and years. a few weeks ago, I open the pantry and there was a brand new box. I asked the wife, what in holy made you get these? she just kinda shrugged.


and yes, they were gone then and there in a sitting.
I would kill a box in 10 minutes. Honestly, they don't fill the boxes up all the way, but still not the healthiest snack.
 
Kwestjun: Are yall allowed to burn Fall leaves in the city/county ya live in?

Commiefornians need not reply, since yall lucky ya don't get cited for lightin a dayum match to burn a blunt.
open burn season ends 11/30 here.

you can get permits any time.
 
You're a saint. Either of my kids wanted to live in SF, we'd have to move the whole family.
As long as she is on a productive path, I’m willing to help. I gave her an amount I was willing to contribute monthly. That would have gotten her a nice one bedroom apartment here in Texas or half of a tiny studio in SF with her covering the rest. She chose SF.
 
Kwestjun: Are yall allowed to burn Fall leaves in the city/county ya live in?

Commiefornians need not reply, since yall lucky ya don't get cited for lightin a dayum match to burn a blunt.
No chance in the City. We get free brown bags to put em in, though, and they used to get sent to the botanical gardens for composting.
 
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