tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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moxie said:
I was going to vacuum all the needles I dropped and lay out the tree skirt I washed after SOMEone pissed on it, but that someone looks too cute for words, snoozing under there rn :love:

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Pooch is pooped under the tree..

Better than pooch pooped under the tree.
 
Hu War Yu said:
I'm done with this thread.

See ya.
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No you're not.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Yeah, after the second time I'd probably just go straight to ...

"What part of, 'it will have to be next week' do you not understand???"



The smallest dog I've ever had was a beagle, so I don't know about the bladders of itty-bitty dogs. If she acts ashamed without you saying a word, it's almost certain she knows she isn't supposed to be doing what she's doing, so that's good. Now you just have redicrect her. If she's usually good with the pee pads, just start moving them progressively closer to the door, reward her when she uses them, etc ... I mean, that's what works with paper training bigger dogs, at least in my experience.
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She'll poo on the pads but rarely pees on them unless it's overnight in her crate. She's pretty good about peeing on them when we're at someone else's house though. I think I'm going to get rid of the doggie lawn and switch to pads exclusively for indoors. Maybe it's confusing to her because it's different from outside grass?
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Is that the younger hotter version of Reese Witherspoon?
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That's the blonde version of Hu's gf :mad2:

Hubba Hubba Zooey Deschanel GIF by New Girl


EDIT - she's 4 years younger than Witherspoon.
 
moxie said:
She'll poo on the pads but rarely pees on them unless it's overnight in her crate. She's pretty good about peeing on them when we're at someone else's house though. I think I'm going to get rid of the doggie lawn and switch to pads exclusively for indoors. Maybe it's confusing to her because it's different from outside grass?
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That's certainly a possibility, but I really don't know.
I've never had a dog I've allowed to use the bathroom in the house.
 
williewilliejuan said:
She‘s old enough and internet savvy enough to know that it’s all bullshit. I think she may be fucking with me. Either that or she doesn’t want to ruin it for her younger sister, but that hasn’t stopped her with anything else.
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The daughters are all a minimum of 5 years older that my son. I was always worried that one of them would spoil it for him, but they never did. Apparently, Santa was the line you do not cross.

Either that, or the wife warned them that if they did, "Santa" would not be leaving anything for them. lol
 
It's funny ... I don't like Christmas, as I've said many times, and yet there are still a couple of traditions I must observe on Christmas.
The main one is bagels and cream cheese for breakfast on Christmas Day (the full tradition includes lox, but I don't eat lox). It was my mother's way of giving a nod to the Jewish side of the family. The other main one is I must have hot chocolate made with Hershey's cocoa. It's has to be Hershey's, or it doesn't taste right ... not for that particular instance. I'll have other stuff to make hot chocolate, but I won't use it on Christmas.
 
HammerDown said:
After consulting with counsel, I am not prepared to confirm or deny these allegations at this time.

We will have no further comment.
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Translation: Yep, that was me, and before I kicked back on the couch, I loaded up my car with Uggs from Tom's closet.
 
trojanfan12 said:
The daughters are all a minimum of 5 years older that my son. I was always worried that one of them would spoil it for him, but they never did. Apparently, Santa was the line you do not cross.

Either that, or the wife warned them that if they did, "Santa" would not be leaving anything for them. lol
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Girls are more reliable than boys for such a secret. Good for them.
 
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