tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

williewilliejuan · Dec 9, 2020

moxie said:
How does Houston rate vs. DFW or Frisco area? I hate traffic, I like water, I don't like hurricanes or tornadoes, I don't like extreme heat or humidity and I have mild seasonal allergies.

Allergies in Texas suck due to the way the winds come through. Everything about Houston sucks. It’s humid as balls, high crime, traffic sucks and they get flooding from hurricanes every few years. They whole city is under construction at all times. DFW is much, much better.

BigRedMoe · Dec 9, 2020

Camfantasy said:
if they have 8-5 hours at work then it is really 7-4 Alabama time....which gets fucking annoying when you are asking someone what time they get off work. They'll say 5 or something then you hang up and you'll be like well fuck did he mean georgia time or alabama time?

BigRedMoe said:
There is definitely a joke in here somewhere but I'm tired.
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huskers1217 · Dec 9, 2020

moxie said:
So friggin' depressing!!

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Can't speak for the TX place, but the SJ property is in a shit neighborhood.

I used to live 5 miles away from the TX place. its actually a good established neighborhood.

ukfanfrombirth (cali cat) · Dec 9, 2020

Camfantasy said:
Tell me about it. The eastern time zone starts on the georgia state line here and I have friends who live here and work in Georgia. That shit's annoying.

Well, at least it involves a state line.
Talk about annoying, Kentucky has two different time zones.

huskers1217 · Dec 9, 2020

moxie said:
How does Houston rate vs. DFW or Frisco area? I hate traffic, I like water, I don't like hurricanes or tornadoes, I don't like extreme heat or humidity and I have mild seasonal allergies.

In 16 years of living here.

2 Hurricanes
0 tornadoes

The beach is one hour away

traffic is probably better than DFW/Frisco

my pop in law lives in Frisco

huskers1217 · Dec 9, 2020

ooooh i like this one.

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huskers1217 · Dec 9, 2020

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steelerssb · Dec 9, 2020

"We are giving you a final courtesy call about your car's extended warranty."

I could only be so fucking lucky that that's the last time they call me about it.

moxie · Dec 9, 2020

williewilliejuan said:
Houston is a shit neighborhood. All of it.

williewilliejuan said:
Allergies in Texas suck due to the way the winds come through. Everything about Houston sucks. It’s humid as balls, high crime, traffic sucks and they get flooding from hurricanes every few years. They whole city is under construction at all times. DFW is much, much better.

huskers1217 said:
In 16 years of living here.

2 Hurricanes
0 tornadoes

The beach is one hour away

traffic is probably better than DFW/Frisco

my pop in law lives in Frisco

GODDAMMIT! WHERE IS THAT FUCKING WRENCH?!!

Camfantasy · Dec 9, 2020

huskers1217 said:
In 16 years of living here.

2 Hurricanes
0 tornadoes

The beach is one hour away

traffic is probably better than DFW/Frisco

my pop in law lives in Frisco

dem beaches be ug doe

moxie · Dec 9, 2020

Camfantasy said:
dem beaches be ug doe

So are most of ours. Cold AF.

Camfantasy · Dec 9, 2020

moxie said:
So are most of ours. Cold AF.

I'm an hour and a half from these.

moxie · Dec 9, 2020

Camfantasy said:
I'm an hour and a half from these.

Destin? How close is that to Disney World?

Mofo · Dec 9, 2020

steelerssb said:
"We are giving you a final courtesy call about your car's extended warranty."

I could only be so fucking lucky that that's the last time they call me about it.

I've gotten that one. My favorite though, is when it's just "Jessica from the 'Automotive Department', here with the absolute final notice about my warranty". I've gotten the calls for over a year, you'd think they'd know I don't want to fake-extend my fake-warranty anymore... let alone know what make of car I own.

Camfantasy · Dec 9, 2020

moxie said:
Destin? How close is that to Disney World?

Destin is really about 2 or so from here. It's about 6 or so hours from Orlando.

PCB can be done in an hour to hour and a half from here depending on your vroom vrooms

moxie · Dec 9, 2020

Camfantasy said:
Destin is really about 2 or so from here. It's about 6 or so hours from Orlando.

PCB can be done in an hour to hour and a half from here depending on your vroom vrooms

I can do PCP from the comfort of my own hom- oh, wait. Pensacola Caca Beach? What's PCB?

Is it mountainous to get there? For me, it's less than an hour, but the two ways to get "over the hill" as we call it, can be treacherous AF. I think one is even called Blood Alley :laugh:

Hu War Yu · Dec 9, 2020

moxie said:
What's PCB?

Panama City Beach.

It's nice until the brown seaweed crap rolls in

steelerssb · Dec 9, 2020

moxie said:
What's PCB?

Someone's never been a broke college freshman.

Camfantasy · Dec 9, 2020

Hu War Yu said:
Panama City Beach.

It's nice until the brown seaweed crap rolls in

Yea you don't go that time of the year. That shit stanks too. I like Destin more though than PCB, personally. Different kind of crowd.

Camfantasy · Dec 9, 2020

moxie said:
I can do PCP from the comfort of my own hom- oh, wait. Pensacola Caca Beach? What's PCB?

Is it mountainous to get there? For me, it's less than an hour, but the two ways to get "over the hill" as we call it, can be treacherous AF. I think one is even called Blood Alley

Panama City

That's where MTV used to do their spring break shit at back in the day. Club La Vela is there and shit if you remember back in those days. No mountains or even hills. From Dothan you can either take the backroads through the country or take a single 4 lane highway all the way there.