tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[Dolemite censored]

Is that when you first fully embraced Marxism, Dole?

No, but I memorized a lot of the dogma and buzzwords and repeated them to the radical chicks to get them to open up.

And they did.

 

[Dolemite censored]

"Power to the people!!!"

"Now, move that ass this way..."

 

[BigRedMoe]

Chachi, too. Don't forget Chachi.

Oh yeah, Joanie loves him.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Joanie, is that you?

 

[HammerDown]

No, but I memorized a lot of the dogma and buzzwords and repeated them to the radical chicks to get them to open up.

And they did.

Marx wasn't the only thing you embraced?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Marx wasn't the only thing you embraced?

I also carried around Mao's little Red Book. It was like catnip.

The New Age stuff was also useful at the time.

 

[moxie]

Numbers are so stupid! Especially ratios.
I just got an email that says my 401k match is going from 2:1 to 1:1. Is that better or worse? Does that mean they used to match half or double what I did?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Numbers are so stupid! Especially ratios.
I just got an email that says my 401k match is going from 2:1 to 1:1. Is that better or worse? Does that mean they used to match half or double what I did?

Depends. Are you the two or the one?

 

[Inquisitor]

Numbers are so stupid! Especially ratios.
I just got an email that says my 401k match is going from 2:1 to 1:1. Is that better or worse? Does that mean they used to match half or double what I did?

You're getting less.

They were giving $2 for every dollar you put in. Now it's dollar for dollar.

 

[moxie]

Depends. Are you the two or the one?

If I had to guess, I'd say I was the toaster in this scenario.

 

[BigRedMoe]

If I had to guess, I'd say I was the toaster in this scenario.

 

[moxie]

You're getting less.

They were giving $2 for every dollar you put in. Now it's dollar for dollar.

Those motherfuckers. I knew I'd get screwed when all the lifers threw a hissy fit about the pension plan being changed. Someone had to pay the price.

 

[moxie]

They're also capping at 5%, but I think that was always the deal.

Could I do something like contribute 50% for the first couple of months so that I hit the max early, then not take out anything for the rest of the year? Or does that make none sense?

 

[steelerssb]

Maaaaan. You are so full of shit. You tell one more lie and you're gonna git it!


If you'd just make me the Duchess of Ratings & Smileys, none of this shit would even be an issue.

Christ we'd have rainbows and nothing else.

 

[steelerssb]

Most rivers that have confluences will display something somewhat similar during runoff, just not as dramatic.


This is from my Smith River trip in June...

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If I remember correctly I think the difference here is the river floor being different for each and changing the coloring

 

[Dolemite censored]

They're also capping at 5%, but I think that was always the deal.

Could I do something like contribute 50% for the first couple of months so that I hit the max early, then not take out anything for the rest of the year? Or does that make none sense?

Time to see a certified financial advisor/planner.

 

[Hu War Yu]

So bored...this day isn't moving fast enough

 

[gobigred]

Numbers are so stupid! Especially ratios.
I just got an email that says my 401k match is going from 2:1 to 1:1. Is that better or worse? Does that mean they used to match half or double what I did?

 

[Sportsguy]

No work for me till January 4th!

 

[moxie]

Christ we'd have rainbows and nothing else.

I'm failing to see the issue here.