tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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Why do people need to be rude, but try to mask it with passive aggressive bullshit? I have been dealing with this real estate agent, whose client found me on their own. She has made every attempt to undermined me, and constantly saying shit like," Well the inspectors I deal with this, or The inspectors I deal with that." About EVERYTHING! Price, scheduling, payments, re-inspections, how I do my fucking inspections, etc. Every single fucking thing. Then wants to debate every issue I find, like it should be left out of the report. A couple weeks ago, as I was doing my walk through to show her what would be in the report, she takes a call, from a friend of hers, for like 5 minutes. Talking about her kids, and the other cunts kids. Like my time was worthless.

Lets be honest that most realtors are fucking idiots, and just shitty people to begin with. This one has been just fucking revolting though.

So today I finally had enough. Today, as she finished her slight towards me, in front of the client who does not seem to be happy with her anyway, I just responded with," Well the agents I deal with don't constantly find things to complain about I guess." She tried to go all "well I never" and acted all offended. I just smiled.

Cunt " I dont know where this is coming from! What on earth is this all about? I just simply was saying that I'm not used to this."

Me " I am just tired of you being rude. I dont work for you, I work for these fine people. When this is done, I hope we never work together again, for your sake of course. I have been a clear burden from the beginning."

Cunt "I have no idea how I have been rude! How exactly have I been rude to you! This is ridiculous!"

(Clients even rolling their eyes)

Me " My job is not to teach you how to not be a rude person. That was your parents job. I'm just telling you that you are rude and insulting."

Cunt starts to yell about the assault on her character or sum shit. I just smiled.

" Well, I'm not upset, I just made an observation. You're overly defensive, and what I said was accurate. Dont worry though, I ask everyone who their agent is, and if it is you, in future, I will just POLITELY tell them that we prefer not to work with each other."

"Happy New Year!"

I feel better now. Thanks guys.
Per my last email,

Best wishes in all your future endeavors
 
Why do people need to be rude, but try to mask it with passive aggressive bullshit? I have been dealing with this real estate agent, whose client found me on their own. She has made every attempt to undermined me, and constantly saying shit like," Well the inspectors I deal with this, or The inspectors I deal with that." About EVERYTHING! Price, scheduling, payments, re-inspections, how I do my fucking inspections, etc. Every single fucking thing. Then wants to debate every issue I find, like it should be left out of the report. A couple weeks ago, as I was doing my walk through to show her what would be in the report, she takes a call, from a friend of hers, for like 5 minutes. Talking about her kids, and the other cunts kids. Like my time was worthless.

Lets be honest that most realtors are fucking idiots, and just shitty people to begin with. This one has been just fucking revolting though.

So today I finally had enough. Today, as she finished her slight towards me, in front of the client who does not seem to be happy with her anyway, I just responded with," Well the agents I deal with don't constantly find things to complain about I guess." She tried to go all "well I never" and acted all offended. I just smiled.

Cunt " I dont know where this is coming from! What on earth is this all about? I just simply was saying that I'm not used to this."

Me " I am just tired of you being rude. I dont work for you, I work for these fine people. When this is done, I hope we never work together again, for your sake of course. I have been a clear burden from the beginning."

Cunt "I have no idea how I have been rude! How exactly have I been rude to you! This is ridiculous!"

(Clients even rolling their eyes)

Me " My job is not to teach you how to not be a rude person. That was your parents job. I'm just telling you that you are rude and insulting."

Cunt starts to yell about the assault on her character or sum shit. I just smiled.

" Well, I'm not upset, I just made an observation. You're overly defensive, and what I said was accurate. Dont worry though, I ask everyone who their agent is, and if it is you, in future, I will just POLITELY tell them that we prefer not to work with each other."

"Happy New Year!"

I feel better now. Thanks guys.
This made my morning. :pound:
 
On NYE, I got a call at 11:47pm from a number I didn't recognize and I didn't answer it because I was SLEEPING, goddammit! But the area code sounded familiar and the next day, I started doing some snooping because I knew it was an east coast number and knew someone that lives there. Couple of clicks later, it leads me to the wife of a dude I had a dalliance with AGES ago. Like, wtf? I'm tempted to contact him and ask him wtf. What a friggin' can of worms that would be, but I'm kinda bored.

Looks like @Skerpokes' ex found your phone number...


And, what do you mean by "ages ago"? In female time that could be a couple of months up to and including last week....
 
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You think thats bad? Sunday morning I woke up to the Roomba vacuum spreading liquid dog shit all over the fucking living room.

A LIVING FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!

Oh, shit, like, literally!
All I had to do was wash all my bedding (and decide the money I spent on a matress protector was some of the best money I've ever spent).
 
Oh, shit, like, literally!
All I had to do was wash all my bedding (and decide the money I spent on a matress protector was some of the best money I've ever spent).
We bought new beds last January (Tempurpedic for us) and they came with free mattress protectors. Damn things are breathable but waterproof. Maybe 3rd day we had the bed(s) and our dog barfs all over the expensive ass Tempurpedic. No liquid made it to the mattress. 10/10 would recommend.... not the barf part though
 
Oh, shit, like, literally!
All I had to do was wash all my bedding (and decide the money I spent on a matress protector was some of the best money I've ever spent).
I was out in the yard, with a bucket of hot bleach water, rubber gloves, and the wife's tooth brush. Had to dismantle the whole thing and clean it out. If I was rich, I would just bought another one. Actually, I would have just had a maid, and there would have been no vac. Fuck I'm glutton for punishment sometimes.
 
I was out in the yard, with a bucket of hot bleach water, rubber gloves, and the wife's tooth brush. Had to dismantle the whole thing and clean it out. If I was rich, I would just bought another one. Actually, I would have just had a maid, and there would have been no vac. Fuck I'm glutton for punishment sometimes.
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