tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Pee-pee's pups produced plentiful poop.

 

[Dolemite censored]

One slightly used Roomba is going up on eBay in a bit.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

@Peter Gozintite


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My whole first floor is tile. I did use this though.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

One slightly used Roomba is going up on eBay in a bit.

Actually there are rollers, and a sweep, that i already had replacements for. Not a fun job, but oh well.

 

[Skerpokes]

Looks like @Skerpokes' ex found your phone number...


And, what do you mean by "ages ago"? In female time that could be a couple of months up to and including last week....

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

My whole first floor is tile. I did use this though.

Hope there weren't any cracks in the grout!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Hope there weren't any cracks in the grout!

There are no cracks in my grout madame!

 

[craigk217]

Hardwood floor or carpeted living room? Makes a big difference.

How's the smell?

Bet it dun't smell like phat poosay,

 

[craigk217]

My whole first floor is tile. I did use this though.

I gotta multi-purpose Shark thang.

 

[steelerssb]

Pee-pee's pups produced plentiful poop.

 

[trojanfan12]

 

[trojanfan12]

Yeah it was that dopey fuck! He never even tried to wake us up. The god damn dog can open the fucking door, but I have to lock it at night, cause he wont close it. If I don't lock the back door, I wake up to 200 degrees upstairs, and a freezer down, cause the door will be open all night. I should have put in a dog door years ago, but the way the house is configured, there isnt really a good place.

Bet you'll find a place for a doggy door now. lol

 

[Inquisitor]

Pee-pee's pups produced plentiful poop.

A for alliteration.

 

[Inquisitor]

You think thats bad? Sunday morning I woke up to the Roomba vacuum spreading liquid dog shit all over the fucking living room.

A LIVING FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!

So your Roomba hates you too?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Bet you'll find a place for a doggy door now. lol

If it happens again, I'll be digging a grave for the dog and the vacuum.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

So your Roomba hates you too?

Everyone hates me.

 

[wings-pens2166]

Everyone hates me.

Hair jealousy?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Hair jealousy?

Thats just hammer

 

[wildturkey]

Just found out there's now a watermelon flavored Mt Dew.

Looks like I'm about to get the diabeetus

 

[PeoplesChicken]

I find it hilarious that people on zoom calls have this glamour shot of themselves that they use when they turn off their video, and then when they use the video, it looks like a completely different person

Seems you were ranting about having the same experiences on Grinder a while back