tOfficial Night Shift Thread v59 - Now with less Reluctant Leaders

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This... Ain't... Jeopardy!!

No Alex... :pout:

Ken Jennings did a good job on the intro, at least
 
moxie said:
Srsly. Instead he's all, "Tell me how to fiiiiiiiiix iiiiiiiiiit! I dunno what to doooooooo! It's so haaaaaaaaaaaard! HAAAAAAAAALP!" Fucking Gen X'er. Thanks, 2020.
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You would think he'd know how to fix a wall by now. :dhd:
 
hehehe. This is why men think we are idiots when it comes to cars :laugh:
From my NextDoor feed:
cadillac converter stolen last night. Surprise surprise. More crime in our neighborhood! Over the last couple of months I’ve had my car window completely smashed, items stolen from my front porch and now my fiancé’s Cadillac converter was stolen last night. This is ridiculous.
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moxie said:
hehehe. This is why men think we are idiots when it comes to cars :laugh:
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Maybe it turns into a swanky bed? What will those geniuses at General Motors think of next? 🤪
 
moxie said:
hehehe. This is why men think we are idiots when it comes to cars :laugh:
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LOL. Too funny.

Catalytic converters. They've been stolen for decades there.

Another phobia I still have 30 years after living in California is that when I see a Brinks truck at a market I'm going to, I stay in my car until it leaves.
 
moxie said:
hehehe. This is why men think we are idiots when it comes to cars :laugh:
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Well lots of people want a device that turns their cars into Cadillacs.
 
Effin' a. I can't stop laughing at that Cadillac converter :laugh:

I mean, I'm sure her boyfriend was like, "GODDAMMIT! THOSE MUTHERTRUCKERS STOLE MY CATALYTIC CONVERTER!! GRR! ANGER! ANGER!" but to then actually type CADILLAC, TWICE, like you know what you're talking about? I mean - do you not know what a Cadillac is? Sure, I only know that a catalytic converter is something underneath a car, but I know goddamn well it's not a Cadillac. :pound:
 
Okay - read more of the thread. She was probably hoping it would convert their car into a Cadillac because the car that got robbed was a Prius.
 
moxie said:
He should've had mexicans build it. What a dummy.
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beardown07 said:
Or at least pay for it, amirite?
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moxie said:
Srsly. Instead he's all, "Tell me how to fiiiiiiiiix iiiiiiiiiit! I dunno what to doooooooo! It's so haaaaaaaaaaaard! HAAAAAAAAALP!" Fucking Gen X'er. Thanks, 2020.
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Inquisitor said:
You would think he'd know how to fix a wall by now. :dhd:
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1st, beaners will be rebuilding the entire fucking wall soon.
2nd fuck you guys
3rd pay for deez nuts
4th fuck you guys
5th youre not cool
6th fuck you guys again.
 
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