tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[huskers1217]

Is it supposed to be different from a regular hat trick? Or is she asking you to go ATMTV or some combination thereof?

ass to mouth to vagina?

 

[BigRedMoe]

ass to mouth to vagina?

Fucking virgin

 

[moxie]

ass to mouth to vagina?

Isn't that a hat trick? All three holes?

 

[Gatorchip]

ass to mouth to vagina?

It was on a Teams call, so probably not. I think she just wanted to tell someone. Like when I tell my wife about a Gators or Chiefs game. Only the speaker gives a shit.

 

[moxie]

What is "sprouted" bread? Is it going to have alfalfa sprouts in it or something?

 

[Gatorchip]

Isn't that a hat trick? All three holes?

This sounds like a new entry on Urban Dictionary

Make it so!

 

[BigRedMoe]

What is "sprouted" bread? Is it going to have alfalfa sprouts in it or something?

Moldy bread?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Isn't that a hat trick? All three holes?

Not in that order, and the back door is off limits for me. Taboo.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Is it/was it your birfday, @moxie?

If so, Happy Birthday!!!

I chose this one 'cause I seem to recall you like pink (yes, I googled "happy birthday, Moxie," and it returned a few results!!!), plus it had flowers and what seems to be a makeshift Louis Vuiton bag, heehee.

 

[gobigred]

What is "sprouted" bread? Is it going to have alfalfa sprouts in it or something?

Moldy bread?

Where is out resident loaf @Camfantasy when we need him ?

 

[moxie]

Is it/was it your birfday, @moxie?

If so, Happy Birthday!!!

I chose this one 'cause I seem to recall you like pink (yes, I googled "happy birthday, Moxie," and it returned a few results!!!), plus it had flowers and what seems to be a makeshift Louis Vuiton bag, heehee.

Yep! It's my birthday month

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Oh, and regarding the title, @gobigred ...

*ducks and runs*

 

[Dolemite censored]

Where is out resident loaf @Camfantasy when we need him ?

He's out trying to make some dough...

 

[gobigred]

Oh, and regarding the title, @gobigred ...

*ducks and runs*

 

[Dolemite censored]

Where is out resident loaf @Camfantasy when we need him ?

Just tell us what you knead....

 

[moxie]

So my work is asking us to voluntarily tell them our vaccination status. Such booshit.

Of course, i'm a sissy ass and electronically signed it, as instructed.

I mean... it might not be my name, but I signed!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Where is out resident loaf @Camfantasy when we need him ?

He has a crumby attitude...

 

[Dolemite censored]

So my work is asking us to voluntarily tell them our vaccination status. Such booshit.

Of course, i'm a sissy ass and electronically signed it, as instructed.

I mean... it might not be my name, but I signed!

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Your career may be toast after that...

 

[Dolemite censored]

Things have gone a rye very quickly...

 

[gobigred]

Should have made thread now with no shitty puns


and gave @Dole ver 2.0 the axe