tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[Hu War Yu]

When I was a kid, the parents bought me a speed bag set up that bolts to the wall of our garage. After a couple of years, a huge piece of stucco just broke off the exterior wall where the bag was mounted. I knock out house dawg.

I really didn't want it, because there was no good place to mount it. But it was a part of his TKD/fitness...at least that's what the wife said.

maybe dont stomp your feet so loudly.

Good footwork is essential!

 

[CorpRebel]

Love how this company operates:

Software salespeople contact big cheeses
cheeses tell salespeople "go talk to Hu"
Hu spends hours on the phone and in live presentations for the software upgrades, plus writing up the proposal for buying the product
cheeses tell Hu "we can't spend that kind of money"

Welll...

 

[Hu War Yu]

thought you northeasterns all live in row homes...

Ours is attached on both sides but it doesn't go all the way to the end of the block. It's about 4 or 5 houses that are joined, but none of them look the same except for ours and the one just North of it. About every 5 houses there is a driveway that is shared by 2 or 3 houses, but we're dead middle in between both of them

 

[Hu War Yu]

Welll...

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But I tell them this, every time they send a salesperson my way! "You won't approve the purchase, why should I waste the time?"

They always come back with some lame-wad "it never hurts to stay connected" BS

To their credit, never once have they said "if you wrote a better proposal maybe we'd spend some money"

 

[Dolemite censored]

But I tell them this, every time they send a salesperson my way! "You won't approve the purchase, why should I waste the time?"

They always come back with some lame-wad "it never hurts to stay connected" BS

To their credit, never once have they said "if you wrote a better proposal maybe we'd spend some money"

Hu is pawn in game of life.

 

[trojanfan12]

You build tougher hands by punching concrete walls.

Yeah, but then I'd have to fix the hole I put in it.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

did the termites leave afterwards too?

We don't have termites

 

[Dolemite censored]

We don't have termites

Check your crawlspace.

 

[BigRedMoe]

So.... you guise watch any good LLWS games recently?

 

[BigRedMoe]

 

[Inquisitor]

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Can you show yourself out too?

We're still understaffed.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Can you show yourself out too?

We're still understaffed.

 

[Hu War Yu]

So.... you guise watch any good LLWS games recently?

Any fat kids crying? I haven't been watching

 

[Dolemite censored]

Love how this company operates:

Software salespeople contact big cheeses
cheeses tell salespeople "go talk to Hu"
Hu spends hours on the phone and in live presentations for the software upgrades, plus writing up the proposal for buying the product
cheeses tell Hu "we can't spend that kind of money"

But I tell them this, every time they send a salesperson my way! "You won't approve the purchase, why should I waste the time?"

They always come back with some lame-wad "it never hurts to stay connected" BS

To their credit, never once have they said "if you wrote a better proposal maybe we'd spend some money"

You need to weave some sort of Sarbanes Oxley compliance angle, a privacy angle, a security angle or all three into your proposals.

They'd rather spend than worry about it.

 

[Hu War Yu]

You need to weave some sort of Sarbanes Oxley compliance angle, a privacy angle, a security angle or all three into your proposals.

They'd rather spend than worry about it.

I keep hammering away at the "Happy Hu" angle:

"Buy this upgrade to keep Hu Happy"

One day in the near future we will have no choice but to pay for some upgrades. You can't keep using the same old outdated software forever, because the developers are for-profit entities that like to make more money.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Any fat kids crying? I haven't been watching

Not that I've seen so far. A couple of coaches been actin' a bech dough.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I keep hammering away at the "Happy Hu" angle:

"Buy this upgrade to keep Hu Happy"

One day in the near future we will have no choice but to pay for some upgrades. You can't keep using the same old outdated software forever, because the developers are for-profit entities that like to make more money.

They obviously hate and don't want you to be happy.

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Check your crawlspace.

We dont have crawlspaces

 

[BigRedMoe]

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Is that Trev? He looks old af there.