tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[Camfantasy]

The only things you know are cell phone tech and butt munching. Shut up.

Yes. Only the important things.

 

[Dolemite censored]

And fake hairy beasts

That's a monstrous allegation.

 

[gobigred]

That's a monstrous allegation.

Monstrous like all your girlfriends

 

[Dolemite censored]

fake hairy beasts

You've told me this 666 times....

 

[Dolemite censored]

Monstrous like all your girlfriends

You're a creature of habit.

 

[Camfantasy]

@moxie

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Poor bastard.

I know.
I feel a little badly for them.
It's like they're genuinely surprised when me telling them, "I'm really independent, need a lot of space, and don't want anything too serious," turns out to mean, "I'm really independent, need a lot of space, and don't want anything too serious."

 

[trojanfan12]

Buy this bitch one set of pots and pans and I'm apparently Norman from Bates Motel now

 

[Dolemite censored]

She's gonna buy all her own shit!

Stop it. She'll "offer" to buy her own shit.

 

[Inquisitor]

That's a whale of a tale.

OK Jonah OK

 

[Dolemite censored]

OK Jonah OK

Stop blubbering like an idiot.

 

[moxie]

@moxie


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#facts

I’m currently making a parsley plant grow in knots because it keeps leaning towards the sun and I don’t want it lopsided so I keep twirling it around

 

[Dolemite censored]

#facts

I’m currently making a parsley plant grow in knots because it keeps leaning towards the sun and I don’t want it lopsided so I keep twirling it around

I don't know too many uses for parsley. Why parsley?

 

[Camfantasy]

I don't know too many uses for parsley. Why parsley?

Why do you think samsquanches are fucking eating people and not just dumbasses getting lost in the woods? Mind your fucking business.

 

[gobigred]

@moxie and @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) will appreciate this Padres fan




Credit to @douggie

 

[Dolemite censored]

Why do you think samsquanches are fucking eating people and not just dumbasses getting lost in the woods? Mind your fucking business.

The lost hikers nor their remains are ever found. Some of the hikers lost were very experienced and if lost would know to leave signs for search and rescue.

 

[Camfantasy]

The lost hikers nor their remains are ever found. Some of the hikers lost were very experienced and if lost would know to leave signs for search and rescue.

Oh yea?

LMGTFY - Let Me Google That For You

For all those people who find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than to Google it for themselves.

lmgtfy.app

You sure none of them are found or is it just some of them are never found? Because some people are never found when they drown in the local river down here, but I'm not blaming the god damned Chattahoochee-ness monster for it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Oh yea?

LMGTFY - Let Me Google That For You

For all those people who find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than to Google it for themselves.

lmgtfy.app

You sure none of them are found or is it just some of them are never found? Because some people are never found when they drown in the local river down here, but I'm not blaming the god damned Chattahoochee-ness monster for it.

Let's just disagree to disagree.

 

[Camfantasy]

Let's just disagree to disagree.

 

[Dolemite censored]

You ain't got shit, except in your mustache from butt munching.