tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[Dolemite censored]

I am working too. I did demand that the client pay cash though, so...

Fuckin' A, man.

The wise dentist collects his/her fee while the patient's tooth is still hurting.

Good stuff.

 

[Dolemite censored]

And @moxie needs to learn: No company is going to give her a 3 month paid leave. None, ever. Take what's available now, Chica while you are still in favor.

But, women never listen.

@moxie is one "why didn't you tell me what was on my calendar" away from being laid off.

But, women never listen.

 

[gobigred]

Covid spikes in NV and CA

stay strong people

Yea but nobody likes @Peter Gozintite or any of those California people anyways

 

[trojanfan12]

Time card done.
Two expense reports submitted.
Three emails sent,

And a partridge in a pear tree.



I'll see myself out.

 

[Inquisitor]

@moxie this is a really good summer drink.

Especially mixed with vodka.

 

[gobigred]

And a partridge in a pear tree.



I'll see myself out.

 

[trojanfan12]

It was still better than a Dole pun.

 

[gobigred]

It was still better than a Dole pun.

 

[moxie]

And @moxie needs to learn: No company is going to give her a 3 month paid leave. None, ever. Take what's available now, Chica while you are still in favor.

But, women never listen.

@moxie is one "why didn't you tell me what was on my calendar" away from being laid off.

But, women never listen.

Dafuq you babbling about? In less than a year, I qualify for an 8 week sabbatical and then I tack on a month of accrued vacay. Boom. Three months paid leave.

 

[Inquisitor]

It was still better than a Dole pun.

Congrats on clearing that low bar.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Congrats on clearing that low bar.

I tripped on it

 

[trojanfan12]

Congrats on clearing that low bar.

 

[Handicappers]

Pedialyte helps prevent hangovers. Be sure to drink some before passing out.

 

[wildturkey]

OMGSOCUTE

One even has a hat! *dies from aCUTE heart failure*

 

[Tin Man]

At the signpost ahead, the Twilight Zone

 

[Dolemite censored]

You're in your expensive condo, chilling on Friday evening. All of a sudden the city orders you to evacuate within 2 hours.

Damn!

300 Residents Of North Miami Beach Condo Evacuated After Structure Deemed Unsafe

A building in North Miami Beach has been closed and residents in the 156-unit condo building are being evacuated Friday after an audit and building inspection report outlined unsafe structural and electrical conditions.

www.nbcmiami.com

 

[Inquisitor]

Is it a neighboring galaxy?

No it's a fire in the Gulf of Mexico.

See massive 'eye of fire' burn in Gulf of Mexico​

 

[moxie]

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Is it a neighboring galaxy?

No it's a fire in the Gulf of Mexico.

See massive 'eye of fire' burn in Gulf of Mexico​

The best part of this is how they were using water to try to put the fire out.

A fire. In the water.

 

[Inquisitor]

The best part of this is how they were using water to try to put the fire out.

A fire. In the water.

Someone should be fired for that.

 

[gobigred]

The best part of this is how they were using water to try to put the fire out.

A fire. In the water.